Limericks

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There once was a man named @Dutch86 ,
Who had a particular way to get kicks.
When he comes around,
Best learn to eat upside down,
Before your dining room table, he flips!

 

[FZD]

I was trying to figure out what rhymes with rhyme.
Rhyming dictionary suggested: "command processing overhead time".
10 points if you can use that.
Wait, if I put here... a cat
Ha! The way I turned this into a limerick is almost a crime.