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I've seen a bunch of youtube shorts on some dude who makes mead and want to give it a shot. Also want to try beer but still waiting for my uncle to teach me. (who knows when that will be). Is it as easy as it's explained? Just that it takes time? I kinda want to pick the collective brains of all of ya.
 
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A mate of mine started brewing real ale and he ended up with ashed full of super expensive stainless steel stuff.

It's a rabbit hole. But imagine brewing your own beer?

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I've seen a bunch of youtube shorts on some dude who makes mead and want to give it a shot. Also want to try beer but still waiting for my uncle to teach me. (who knows when that will be). Is it as easy as it's explained? Just that it takes time? I kinda want to pick the collective brains of all of ya.
Long time homebrewer here

Like many things, it can be both easy and hard.
I would first look at Author Charlie Papazian

His books are considered by many to be some of the very best when it comes to homebrewing.

Second, I would start with either a mead, a wine, or an all extract ale recipe
Why not a lager you might ask…that’s because lagers require more equipment (expensive equipment at that) due to the way they ferment. In contrast, Ales are MUCH easier to brew. Not to say you can’t do a lager your first time out, but you are already going to be buying a lot of equipment already and this will at least double or triple your equipment bill.

While it might be tempting to do an all grain or even a speciality grain brew, these require more advanced techniques, tools, and equipment. Getting everything at once for even ale recipes can end up costing you multiple thousands of dollars depending on how advanced a setup you want.

The biggest issue you must tackle head on is sanitation. EVERYTHING MUST be absolutely clean and sanitized or you will end up with a ruined product. This is true of all brewing.

If you have a homebrewing supply store near you, my first stop after getting Mr Papazian’s book would be there. They can help you and might even have homebrewing classes. If you do not have a homebrewing supply store within 50 miles of you, the. You probably need to order off the internet. Get good quality stuff or you will just end up tossing it after a few uses.

Good luck…and remember, Relax, don’t worry, and have a homebrew…
 
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Pretty easy to do, but difficult to do well.
I made a few gallons of honey mead in a old bucket with some super yeast years ago. Knocked your socks off at about 12% but woof did it ever taste like 12% mead made in a old bucket.

Idk I feel like sterilization is hyped. I washed it in the shower and then swirled some vodka in it - good luck to anything living through that. Once you tape whatever you call a lid on and stick the S in, just leave it in the airing cupboard for a few months.
Smells bad? It went bad. Smells like alcohol and yeast? Done. Sweeten with sweetener and bottle.

If like me, you have something too strong and disgusting - you can use it as a wash for distilling your base for whiskey. Stick it in a sherry barrel for 20years and call it done!

It's like a journey for a journey.

Edit: you can equally distill wash for cheap, put a small pot on a little dish in a big pot - regular metal petrol funnel on top as a lid, jam a coil of copper tube in the narrow end and empty it into a container.
Keep the temperature right on the stove and you'll cook then condense the alcohol out of the wash pretty quick.
Screw it up some? Discard runoff, pour slightly more concentrated alco back in small pot and do it again, 3 times and it's triple distilled - students will think it's fancy

Edit2: not a hipster, just grew up poor

Edit3: if you see the English coming up the mountain path, toss the still in the river an pretend you're fishing. They'll never suspect a thing
 
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I wanna make gin. I like gin. The older I get, the more refined I get, and the less fucks I give what people think, lol. I like gin, I like a nice crisp lager, and I like a peaty scotch.

But yeah, gin. I wanna make gin
 
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