Mildly Offensive jokes that aren't racist and won't offend anyone, and are rated PG17 (maybe)

Grimbli

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What's the difference between a pile of dead leaves and a pIle of dead babies?

I don't have a pile of dead leaves in my garage.
 
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good one from Stewart Francis, not so offensive but still funny,

*Walks into a library*
"Hi, do you have a book called how do deal with rejection without killing?"

another library joke,
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "fuck off, you won't bring it back."

and another :P
A man walked into a library and asked for a book about Indecent Exposure.

"fuck off" said the librarian "You've already taken it out"

Courtesy of Sickipedia.org:http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:gOnRjHdyhyIJ:www.sickipedia.org/tag/librarian%20fuck%20off+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk#ixzz40Wq7aoTg
 
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