Mini-Montoya has been born!

Montoya

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I am proud to announce that at 8:30am Mini-Montoya made his grand entrance!

He came out covered in blood, pissed off and screaming that his comfortable sleep was disrupted!

He then latched on the closest pair of boobs, starting sucking and then took a big dump.

So far things look very promising!
 

Walex

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I am proud to announce that at 8:30am Mini-Montoya made his grand entrance!

He came out covered in blood, pissed off and screaming that his comfortable sleep was disrupted!

He then latched on the closest pair of boobs, starting sucking and then took a big dump.

So far things look very promising!
I'm just envisioning him taking the huge dump on your wife as soon as he got latched on to a boob. And the nurse handing your wife one paper towel and saying, "I've seen a lot of newbowns in my time, but that is without a doubt the biggest dump I've ever seen in my whole life!"

I think you've also scared me out of having children for at least another 10 years!

Congratulations! I imagine he came out completely bald (given his Dad's awesome dome), and sporting a full beard (a blessing from Captain_Richard)!
 

OneViolence

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Congratulations on your new born baby! I hope he grows up to become a worse pilot than i am.
 
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