Mini-Montoya has been born!

[Montoya]

I am proud to announce that at 8:30am Mini-Montoya made his grand entrance!

He came out covered in blood, pissed off and screaming that his comfortable sleep was disrupted!

He then latched on the closest pair of boobs, starting sucking and then took a big dump.

So far things look very promising!

 

[Inzlinger]

Did you offer him a beer already?

 

[UbEcLoWn]

That's pretty much how my day starts every morning.

Congrats!

 

[Huegpaynis]

He came out covered in blood, pissed off and screaming then latched on the closest pair of boobs, starting sucking and took a big dump.

Jesus Christ how horrifyingIt's the miracle of childbirth!

 

[Black Sunder]

So who here wants to start writing the doomsday prophesies for TEST?

Also congrats on being a dad twice over now.

 

[Egriz]

Congrats Montoya! :)

 

[maynard]

can you get a black and yellow onesie from our store?

 

[CaptainRichard]

Goodbye sleep & sanity, hello new member of TEST!

Congrats, Dear Leader!

 

[Raggy]

That is epic news! Congrats.

 

[SPRNinja]

Congrats Montoya! :)

 

[LooneyB]

Congratulations!

 

[Walex]

I am proud to announce that at 8:30am Mini-Montoya made his grand entrance!

He came out covered in blood, pissed off and screaming that his comfortable sleep was disrupted!

He then latched on the closest pair of boobs, starting sucking and then took a big dump.

So far things look very promising!

I'm just envisioning him taking the huge dump on your wife as soon as he got latched on to a boob. And the nurse handing your wife one paper towel and saying, "I've seen a lot of newbowns in my time, but that is without a doubt the biggest dump I've ever seen in my whole life!"

I think you've also scared me out of having children for at least another 10 years!

Congratulations! I imagine he came out completely bald (given his Dad's awesome dome), and sporting a full beard (a blessing from Captain_Richard)!

 

[[EGTID]Killbuni-]

Congratz Leader and family ... best time the ten mins after the baby is out and all is good then you have to start the hard work ;)

 

[GunnyCov]

Congrats man! No jest required, enjoy, it is a life changer (if you don't have any yet).

 

[OneViolence]

Congratulations on your new born baby! I hope he grows up to become a worse pilot than i am.

 

[Snowianth]

Congrats Montoya !

 

[Annitias]

Congrats mate, may your new gunner aim true.

 

[CrimsonCyclist]

Congrats Montoya, hope the mother and child are doing well!

 

[Jack In the Green]

Congrats Montoya! Curry did the trick, eh?

 

[ghost53574]

I hate kids, but great job Montoya!