Day 4: With no news on the [VIDEO] and [CONCERN] rising sharply, TEST Squadron members have been instructed to practice evasive maneuvers by driving into oncoming traffic. This will slim our membership down some and allow the [CONCERN] level to drop 0.00382817%. Leadership acknowledges these sacrifices to the Squardon for the good of the Squadron. May Montoya's biceps have mercy on their livers.