Montoya’s Damage Control

[Clandestine]

Excellent video post on YouTube! It reminded me of something I used to witness as a child... it’s nice to see how you destroy that salt and turn it into something useful, trolls and jealous infantiles beware! Your salt shall not go unchallenged.

#nosaltleftbehind
#saltlivesmatter
#givemesaltorgivemedeath

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJTx858e3Gw

 

[Montoya]

Thanks for the kind words.


Why did I just watch 19sec of a horse licking salt?

 

[BUTUZ]

Thanks for the kind words.


Why did I just watch 19sec of a horse licking salt?

It's revenge for us watching all your videos, boss.

 

[Montoya]

It's revenge for us watching all your videos, boss.

As if being on this forum is not punishment enough, you also watch my videos?

 

[Sirus7264]

Why did I just watch 19sec of a horse licking salt?

You need to drink more beer to understand.

 

[Stevetank]

You need to drink more beer to understand.

He needs pretzels to go with that beer and salt!

 

[Clandestine]

You Sir, put the "meta" in metaphor.

I suppose you watched the entire video due to having something in common with that "jackass" (which you most certainly are not *nervous cough*). You both know how to tackle and dissolve salt when confronted with it, no matter the amount presented before you, one seemingly joyous lick at a time.

 

[Han Burgundy]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJTx858e3Gw

Oh yeah....the RAW SEXUAL THRILL of it is almost too much to handle

 

[hardroc77]

As if being on this forum is not punishment enough, you also watch my videos?

Wait we don't have to watch them?? Oh now he tells me.

 

[Printimus]

#therearetoomanyhashtags

 

[hardroc77]

#therearetoomanyhashtags

#thereare?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

My wife-to-be was a horsey person, I asked how how long a Salt lasts - She said "It depends".

 

[Printimus]

#thereare?

#nowthereare

 

[Tealwraith]

Was that horse doing the ABCs?

 

[FZD]

#nowthereare

#ThatsNotThatMany #YoureDoingItWrong #ThisIsMore #AmountMatters #HashtagAllTheThings #NowImJustOverdoingIt #ICantStop #SendHelp #ScratchThat #SendBeer

 

[Clandestine]

#therearetoomanyhashtags

I'm a little saddened, where were you when I needed:

"Hashtag all the things!"

 

[hardroc77]

#nowthereare

#'bouttime

#ThatsNotThatMany #YoureDoingItWrong #ThisIsMore #AmountMatters #HashtagAllTheThings #NowImJustOverdoingIt #ICantStop #SendHelp #ScratchThat #SendBeer

#Howfarwillthisgo

I'm a little saddened, where were you when I needed:

"Hashtag all the things!"

Hey yeah, #Whataboutthat

 

[FZD]

My wife-to-be was a horsey person

Wait, you were marrying a centauress?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Wait, you were marrying a centauress?

An ex-centauress, she was a horsey person but hasn't been for over five years - she's just a person like everybody else now.

 

[maynard]

An ex-centauress...she's just a person like everybody else now.

she's in a relationship with you, how can you say she's like everyone else?