Murphy's Laws of the Verse.

[FZD]

If you think you don't need an escort for Hull E, because your route is in UEE core systems with police patrols flying around constantly. Turns out, you needed an escort.

 

[OPSCHIEF]

In the days of yore, Mr. Roberts summoned the Great @Montoya to look for the best and brightest of his citizens throughout the verse. He answered back, "here hold my beer." And thus Test was born...

 

[Mich Angel]

In a TEST discord channel a normal TEST SQUADRON PU get together... :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

-1 "where are you, I spawn a Vanguard"
-2 "I'm at strut C09 I think"
-1 "I'm on C09 with a Vanguard, can't you see me,,??!
-2 " no there's nothing here"
-1 " !?! ah! Type in main chat... "
-2 " typed hello in main!"
-1 "yeah I see you, then you are not at C09 for I am there now with the Vanguard and nobody is here, where are you?"
-2 "I'm just out side, EVA over HEX looking for you..."
-1 " erh!? oh! you butthead I'm at Olisar HA HA HA! "
-1 & -2 " HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Murphys law nr1: " If something can go wrong, you can bet it will " :joy:

 

[Printimus]

If there is a ship, it can be crashed.

 

[Talonsbane]

If there is a problem that seems to have no solution, enjoy beer until the problem is resolved.

 

[Bruttle]

If you wade into a dogfight/gunfight and don't know who the easy kill is, you're the easy kill.

 

[Blind Owl]

If Blind Owl has beer, @CrudeSasquatch will drink it.

If everything's going well, the enemy is in retreat, and we're about to hit the big money, @Blind Owl is about to log in.

I am? I AM!

TEST's greatest weapon:

@Blind Owl likes this.

I do? I DO!!

truth

as many 'likes' as he gets, @Blind Owl gives out waay more

That's prolific. ;)

He's like Santa of Likes. He likes liking. He gives likes away so that you have more likes to give away. He is the Pylon of Likes. We need additional Pylons. We need more @Blind Owl
We are all @Blind Owl

Can I please have a beer now?

We love our owl

Shucks, I love y'all too.

 

[Richard Bong]

Enemy fire and the Test Squadron bar should be easier to tell apart.