My new pride and joy...

[Xaing]

Yes, while other folks are off having little bundles of joy, I decided to get something that gives the gift of joy and keeps on giving! (Till it runs empty and ya have to tap a new one....)

I can already tell this investment will radically improve my piloting skills to win that Murray cup and slaughter all Vandule throughout the galaxy!!! (Disclaimer: not responsible for random ships exploding on turns, needlessly provoking Vandule invasions, horrible mentally scarring in-her-endos, missing big benny noodle vending machines, randomly activated ejection seats and/or self destruct sequences, or randomly parking on top of Auroras...not my fault their so tiny and I had to double park my flying fortress so I could go to the restroom. All that beer has to go somewhere...)

 

[GinjaNinja]

Nice, does it dispense any decent beer? :wink::beers:

 

[Xaing]

Just finished off a sixtel of boulevard wheat and next up is a half keg of Guinness as soon as the nitrogen regulator comes in :blush::beer:

 

[GinjaNinja]

Just finished off a sixtel of boulevard wheat and next up is a half keg of Guinness as soon as the nitrogen regulator comes in

Not bad, glad you're not putting piss water through it. That would have been a waste :beers:

 

[Xaing]

Yes I agree, I had to rescue the poor defenseless kegerator from its previous owner... they were subjecting it to... Bud Light

 

[Montoya]

This is some next level shit right here!

 

[Stevetank]

We're all getting invited over for beer, right @Xaing?

 

[Xaing]

But that would require sharing all this delicious beer.... but then again the next keg is over 13 Gallons :laughing:

 

[Montoya]

But that would require sharing all this delicious beer.... but then again the next keg is over 13 Gallons :laughing:

Check out this beer snob with his 13 gallons of booze! :kissing_smiling_eyes:

 

[BUTUZ]

I approve of this upgrade.

 

[Blind Owl]

Now I'm thirsty. Good work, haha

 

[Rear_Intruder]

That picture screams hygiene infringements.
However I have drank everything I could get my hands on, out of every type of container, in many countries, so I will trust my immune system and try one.

 

[Printimus]

That's a nice neon sign.

 

[GinjaNinja]

But that would require sharing all this delicious beer.... but then again the next keg is over 13 Gallons :laughing:

Is that US or Imperial gallons? I won't travel for the girlie US gallons, too small... :metal::beers:

 

[Xaing]

Jk, I’m not such a snob that I wouldn’t share. Tho it is kept nice and cool in the basement so there will be some dust, cobwebs, and of course a few spiders but I don’t think that would deter many from a good pint. Surprisingly it is in US gallons but 13.2 so maybe that makes it an even 13 imperial? Also @Montoya does ninja girl make imprint fluted beer glasses? I have one of the beer mugs for regular beer but if I could get one for Guiness beer that would be the pinnacle of awesomeness!

 

[Sraika]

That's pretty nice!
Also, is that a fish tank in the background?

 

[JackAvalon]

Just finished off a sixtel of boulevard wheat and next up is a half keg of Guinness as soon as the nitrogen regulator comes in :blush::beer:

Omg I miss Boulevard Wheat!

 

[smeggy]

Very nice. Making me want to convert the mini fridge in my office, but sadly it is too small.

 

[Talonsbane]

Yes, while other folks are off having little bundles of joy, I decided to get something that gives the gift of joy and keeps on giving! (Till it runs empty and ya have to tap a new one....)View attachment 9960
I can already tell this investment will radically improve my piloting skills to win that Murray cup and slaughter all Vandule throughout the galaxy!!! (Disclaimer: not responsible for random ships exploding on turns, needlessly provoking Vandule invasions, horrible mentally scarring in-her-endos, missing big benny noodle vending machines, randomly activated ejection seats and/or self destruct sequences, or randomly parking on top of Auroras...not my fault their so tiny and I had to double park my flying fortress so I could go to the restroom. All that beer has to go somewhere...)

This makes me think of an invention that most TESTies might want to get when possible. We need to enlist that beautiful & brilliant creator from China named Naomi "Sexy Cyborg" Wu to have her figure out a way to combine the handle of a beer dispensing system like this into a flight stick with the end of the beer tap connecting to a hose that feeds directly into the pilot. The idea being that with every little shift of the flight stick, beer is dispensed while the ship also responds. Just like the ship, the more drastically the device is activated in any direction, the more force it pumps the fluid to fuel the pilot towards victory.

 

[CosmicTrader]

Nice but does it have LTI?