New from Mog_No_1.....{definately not a shitpost}

[Mog_No_1]

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[Beerjerker]

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[Mog_No_1]

Testimonial:
When I see the words "definitely not a shitpost" on a TEST thread, there is no internal debate, I click. I made $200,000 sitting in my mom's basement last year, I lost 60 lbs only lifting beer cans to my face, my Ferrari is getting better gas mileage, I no longer need shampoo to get my hair luxurious and silky, and the babes... ooh the babes... All this because I clicked every time I saw the words "definitely not a shitpost."
With the announcement of Fairy Kisses (tm), the future is looking bright. The years of dedication put in by researchers and developers can only have created a product that will change all of humanity for the better.
Thanks, Fairy Kisses (tm).

*fairy kisses*

LMAO :p
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[maynard]

...we are pleased to announce free fairy kiss samples that will be sent promptly to you door...

bottling your farts and selling them online?

fucking brilliant!

 

[Blind Owl]

Who knew that fairy kisses could smell so much. ;)

 

[ratfeast]

Oh God, they're selling the intangible again; this is better than vaporware!

 

[Blind Owl]

Oh God, they're selling the intangible again; this is better than vaporware!

Right? For the low low price of your next five pay cheques, you can have...
...something.

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

cheques

checks

 

[Blind Owl]

checks

Cheeks.

 

[Blind Owl]

@Mog_No_1 ...
Why do you not shitpost so much?
I think maybe you have a disease that makes you not shitpost too much.

I hope there's a cure. ;)

 

[Mog_No_1]

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[Mog_No_1]

@Mog_No_1 ...
Why do you not shitpost so much?
I think maybe you have a disease that makes you not shitpost too much.

I hope there's a cure. ;)

Admit it bird, ADMIT IT!!!!!!!
You know what I'm talking about, "so say we Owl".......ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then maybe this typhoon of 'not shitposts' which are ravaging the TEST community might stop!

ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blind Owl]

Admit it bird, ADMIT IT!!!!!!!
You know what I'm talking about, "so say we Owl".......ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then maybe this typhoon of 'not shitposts' which are ravaging the TEST community might stop!

ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

But I like the typhoon of not shitposting. They're hilarious. I'm not sure what I'm admitting either, but I do know that shitposting makes the world go round.

So say we Owl.

 

[Mog_No_1]

But I like the typhoon of not shitposting. They're hilarious. I'm not sure what I'm admitting either, but I do know that shitposting makes the world go round.

So say we Owl.

Has the beer drinking affected your memory? :eek:

Post number 34 big bird, now go on your quest little hobbit, the fellowshit needs you! LOL ;)

 

[Blind Owl]

Has the beer drinking affected your memory? :eek:

Post number 34 big bird, now go on your quest little hobbit, the fellowshit needs you! LOL ;)

Haha, there's an entire thread dedicated to shitposting. Thousands of posts. You haven't even chimed in. You'll have to convince the beautiful TESTies to give you such a vaunted title.

Maybe you can. Maybe you can't. Who's to say.
I'm sure we'll Owl get a say in the end. ;)

 

[Mog_No_1]

Haha, there's an entire thread dedicated to shitposting. Thousands of posts. You haven't even chimed in. You'll have to convince the beautiful TESTies to give you such a vaunted title.

Maybe you can. Maybe you can't. Who's to say.
I'm sure we'll Owl get a say in the end. ;)

Oh dear Owl, I am aware of this thread and I have deliberately obstained from contributing. Besides the obvious, these are not shitposts! :rolleyes: A true shitposter doesnt walk in the footsteps of others, they make their own path! This is a true shitposter Padawan.

May the Bullshit be with you....;)

 

[Beerjerker]

Oh dear Owl, I am aware of this thread and I have deliberately obstained from contributing. Besides the obvious, these are not shitposts! :rolleyes: A true shitposter doesnt walk in the footsteps of others, they make their own path! This is a true shitposter Padawan.

May the Bullshit be with you....;)

When walking your own path, mind where you step. There is shit posted everywhere.

 

[Blind Owl]

Oh dear Owl, I am aware of this thread and I have deliberately obstained from contributing. Besides the obvious, these are not shitposts! :rolleyes: A true shitposter doesnt walk in the footsteps of others, they make their own path! This is a true shitposter Padawan.

May the Bullshit be with you....;)

You sound like you're contributing information in a constructive manner...
You sure your shitposting? ;)

 

[Mog_No_1]

When walking your own path, mind where you step. There is shit posted everywhere.
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Especially in this org, especially in this thread! :rolleyes:



Disclaimer this thread is not a shitpost.

 

[Beerjerker]

Especially in this org, especially in this thread! :rolleyes:



Disclaimer this thread is not a shitpost.

Statistically, you are more likely to win the lottery than get pooped on by a bird. Surely, shitposting has benefits our mediocre understanding of science can not yet comprehend.