The story of why I hate Dr. Pepper:
Me and a bunch of friends went to an MLG tournament several years back to watch Starcraft II. One of the sponsors was Dr. Pepper. They were giving it out. And not just like "here's your 1 Dr. Pepper." No. They literally paid girls to push coolers of Dr. Pepper around all weekend and hand it out to everyone. So, unlimited free Dr. Pepper. We also brought along several LITERS of Capt. Morgan and Jack Daniels in water bottles. So we had booze, and we had chaser.
Was a good weekend, but never again will I Dr. Pepper.