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NaffNaffBobFace

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I just knew all Gladius pilots were jurkin' their joysticks.

Many is the time, after my 350R exploded from just a one second burst from the guns of a Gladius, I was left thinking as my corpse spun screaming silently through the void:

"I bet his is looking at my arse, and i bet the only reason he blew me up was to look at my arse, the dirty pervert."
 

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I just knew all Gladius pilots were jurkin' their joysticks.

Many is the time, after my 350R exploded from just a one second burst from the guns of a Gladius, I was left thinking as my corpse spun screaming silently through the void:

"I bet his is looking at my arse, and i bet the only reason he blew me up was to look at my arse, the dirty pervert."
he's not looking at you, he's watching this

 

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he's not looking at you, he's watching this

Hey, you can't always tell the gender or preference of a pilot from the ship they choose to fly. Maybe I should be flattered by the attention - I would be if it didn't mean I died every five minutes.
 

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But asian girls are targeted more often than others girls of different origins here at Test.
Well, my guess would be, that Asians are simply easier to distinguish than say Swedish, Italians, Americans or Germans.

Are we all going to ignore the size of that stick??
I've been told technique is more important than size.
 
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