Please don't like my thread-campaign

[DarthMatter]

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I'm sorry... I come from a part of Sweden that is famous for making bad puns. I can't help it!
(We are also known for industry, being nice and being drunk)

 

[mromutt]

do we need a two character more rule? :o by the way if you guys didn't notice someone talked to seung about no wait timer for posts ;)

 

[DarthMatter]

do we need a two character more rule?

Because writing a space and a period is so much harder ;)

 

[mromutt]

Because writing a space and a period is so much harder ;)

:o we will make a shit poster out of you yet!

 

[DarthMatter]

we will make a shit poster out of you yet!

I'm doing my best to learn. Anyone I should keep a close eye on to learn the fastest?
Owl has a lot of posts, but I don't know how high-caliber most of his shit-posts are...

 

[Gearen]

I'm depressed and bored, pay me attention and give me your likes

 

[DarthMatter]

I'm depressed and bored, pay me attention and give me your likes

Do I get paid back in likes?

 

[Grimbli]

Do I get paid back in likes?

Exhibit 1 and 2 ;)

Greetings Brothers and Sister(s?), it is I, Grimbli, returned from the land of Shitposting to bring you the beginning of the greatest shitpost!!!

I contemplated long and hard (hehe) on the perfect shitpost. And the idea came to me! What better way to shitpost than to bring old shitposts back from the dead? I drudged the bottom of this very thread to bring to you...

SHITPOSTING, A HISTORY VOL. 1​

Shive was the first to create this post. Little did he know the torrent he would soon unleash.


Here we see our first shitpost. Good job, Arrangingstars!


In an attempt to generate more shitposts, Shive calls some fellow TESTies out!


The appearance of the Duck Army! He looks so young.


Only WarrenPeace would post just a video.


Soon we see the coherency of the post begin to degernate.


This post from Black Sunder is the first to realize you can farm the thread for Likes! This discovery took place on the very first day, unlike many Historians who believe it was Blind Owl that coined this strategy.


Such a hollow threat, or was it? None alive today know if the ban ever happened.


Having Chris in the thread immediately prompted the Derek Smart in retaliation!


Insubstantial post, we can expect much more of these from WarrenPeace in the future.


These videos appear to have been around since the beginning, although there is a surprising lack of J-Pop.


Psychology of any kind will not work, reverse or not. TESTies do not understand what regular psychology is.


Oprah references never get old!


Shitposting at its finest!


The short replies are often the best.

Silly foreigners.


Having memos at the ready is the way to go.


*incoherent fact*


This is a post.


Pride is the downfall of many early posts.


Oh, YouTube.


Some inception shit going on here.


That's right Charlie Brown.


Something like that.


Horrible message to send to the future!


I think he's got it!


Test Spais?!


Probably shouldn't.


Once we link EBAY, anything is game.


Some of us are more fragile than others.


Then there's Chairman Meow...


Sadly we all love Anime.


Having a video in your post is like saying "I'm done trying"


I think we all know that feel, bro.


That's a bold strategy indeed.


Probably not as many likes as Blind Owl has given...


Oh no!


*shakes head*


This meets the minimum requirements for posting!


Something appears to be missing?


He noticed as well.


I believe that was on purpose.


TL;DR


Preposterous!


On the Test website it shall go!


Seems to be.


Too bad he was wrong.


Silly Fox, we know you love Likes!


How horrible! The Like-market crash of '15!


If only the thread were ever shut down. We're running strong!


That's the spirit!


Perhaps Shive should stick to racing, shitposting is a whole other beast.


Obviously his intentions are pure...


Something something Dark Side.


Tangerine!!!

CONTINUED...

[/QUOTE]

PART 2​

Some say he himself exploded.


How many videos can WarrenPeace post?


I'm afraid we have to.


That will only get you more Likes!


Possibly the first mention of Spiderman.




Octopus porn is best porn!


Spiderman doesn't need detectors, he has Spidey-sense!


TOO MANY SPIDERMANS!!


Some quality Spidey-porn here!

How he do dat?


Into Narnia!


The level of videos in this thread is too damned high!


Posting Spiderman is the new thing.


Obvious statement is obvious.


Surprisingly not everyone knows about Like farming yet.


This man demands answers!


Spider Brimley.


How sad...


Introverted Eeyore is sad.


Too many French hate themselves, it's a national sport!


Picking on the less fortunate, WarrenPeace will sink to any level.


On another note, France sucks!


Something something Com-Plete.


Too many words and dates!


Some say TEST is best, those people are usually TEST!


Hell is this?


In this game, everyone is a loser.


Truer words were sometimes spoken.


Possibly...yes?


Oh we know the truth!


S-M-R-T!


Text.


Sad puppy eyes get me every time!




Has anyone ever liked him?


I like Oscar the Grouch!


Truth be told, we all saw it.


Possibly the truest statement.


Only in your mind.


So you say.


That was a team effort!


Sure did.


Honestly we can only count to Beer.

 

[maynard]

if it's not still Throwback Thursday it ought to be

twenty-seven million views are not enough

 

[DarthMatter]

Exhibit 1 and 2

I... feel... transformed... Like the avatar-state, I feel the power from previous shitposters flowing through me...

 

[WarrenPeace]

do we need a two character more rule? :eek: by the way if you guys didn't notice someone talked to seung about no wait timer for posts ;)

Woo!

 

[WarrenPeace]

Now I don't have to get all clogged up waiting for the next post.

 

[WarrenPeace]

The shitpost can just flow through me, swift as the coursing river.

 

[WarrenPeace]

With all the force of a great typhoon

 

[WarrenPeace]

With all the strength of a raging fire

 

[WarrenPeace]

Mysterious as

 

[WarrenPeace]

 

[maynard]

With all the force of a bad case of diarrhea

FTFY

 

[DarthMatter]

FTFY

Now that is a shitpost!

 

[DarthMatter]

And yes, I'm going to use italic just to annoy people :3