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CrudeSasquatch

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American politic,
makes me sick
because none of them have been Civ Five champions.
Seriously... How can I vote for someone that can't beat a game about properly controlling a world empire?
Why is it not a thing to beat a good game of war against all the other major world leaders, in real time?
So I wrote a poem about it.

How can I know you're a world leader!?
If you can not even beat the AI in Sid Meier?

The Next Debate, I should add
should see if they are; Gamer's RAD!

World Leader? I think not!
You didn't get to nukes you snot!

My world leader, the king of earth,
should to a global empire birth!

You're not Gandhi or Moctezuma,
How can I trust you're a world leader brah?

Nukes by 1800, shit
now I know you're down with it!

Next time you want to discuss the future of 'Murica
You best show up with l33t skill, yah!

Sure, you know the heads of state
but can you Civ 5 annihilate?
 

DarthMatter

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My elementary school had that song as their theme song... almost.
As it was an international school we had a lot of kids from different countries, so it was fitting. The problem was having to sing the damn thing every start and every end of summer and Christmas breaks. Or just any time there was a bigger event. For about 9 years.
I even know parts of it in flippin sign language!
 

Varku

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My elementary school had that song as their theme song... almost.
As it was an international school we had a lot of kids from different countries, so it was fitting. The problem was having to sing the damn thing every start and every end of summer and Christmas breaks. Or just any time there was a bigger event. For about 9 years.
I even know parts of it in flippin sign language!
i can almost feel the pain....
anyway, here is are some evergreens from my childhood, that i've sing so many times (and still sing, as I'm still a scout):
When there is a bonfire and someones has a songbook or even a guitar there is a 99% chance that this song will be played.

when we're back home after a jorney and are about to say goodbye to each other (actually love this one)

(And at every larger thing, we thing our "theme" song.)
 
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