American politic,
makes me sick
because none of them have been Civ Five champions.
Seriously... How can I vote for someone that can't beat a game about properly controlling a world empire?
Why is it not a thing to beat a good game of war against all the other major world leaders, in real time?
So I wrote a poem about it.
How can I know you're a world leader!?
If you can not even beat the AI in Sid Meier?
The Next Debate, I should add
should see if they are; Gamer's RAD!
World Leader? I think not!
You didn't get to nukes you snot!
My world leader, the king of earth,
should to a global empire birth!
You're not Gandhi or Moctezuma,
How can I trust you're a world leader brah?
Nukes by 1800, shit
now I know you're down with it!
Next time you want to discuss the future of 'Murica
You best show up with l33t skill, yah!
Sure, you know the heads of state
but can you Civ 5 annihilate?