Please don't like my thread-campaign
- Thread starter Shive
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Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Hey! I'm in Portland!
But now that you mention it... I'd build a wall.
We already are. But we'll give you a door code for sure. It's "beer".
Irishnutcase
Space Marshal
SCREW YOU MONDAY! #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW
Irishnutcase
Space Marshal
AND #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW #TABLETHROW
hey if i was that cold i would be tiny too :D
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
It is our Canadian responsibility to find a cold person and keep them warm.
That'll be my new pickup line. "Hey lady you ever dated a shag rug before?"
Dragonslaya54
Space Marshal
Hey the table flipping is back! ITS TUESDAY!!!!!(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(┛ಠ_ಠ)┛彡┻━┻
Dragonslaya54
Space Marshal
Oh I only went through....45 pages. Another 600 to go!So it begins
Then you still have a long way to go xD
Dragonslaya54
Space Marshal
At page 52 now. Dang 1000 shitposts! How many! HOW MANY SHITPOSTS ARE THERE ON THIS DANG SITE! HOW MANY!
Dragonslaya54
Space Marshal
Page 58 of the likening....status: Why am I here? What am I doing?
Dragonslaya54
Space Marshal
Page 61 of the likening....status: Arthritis is kicking in and brain functions are shutting down. Bring the spiderman memes back again.....
@Blind Owl care to share how many likes you've gotten from the likening?
@mromutt?
Anyone?
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
I think that's about as far as I ever made it with a likening. Stopped eating and sleeping... lost my job... hair fell out... forgot my mother's face... dog ran away... pushed a boulder up a hill that rolled down every morning...
But we believe in you, @Dragonslaya54 ! Make the sacrifice! For the glory of shitposters everywhere!
DarthMatter
Space Marshal
Why not dig a small hole at the top of the hill, so that the boulder doesn't roll away again? :thinking:
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Somebody tell Sisyphus! He's probably still pushing that boulder...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus
DarthMatter
Space Marshal
If I remember correctly... he was cursed by the Gods to push it forever. And I ain't messing with curses made by the Olympian Gods.
Pissing them off is how you get turned into Medusa.
Getting fucked by them is how you get the Minotaur... among other things...
So no way to win if they start taking interest in you...