Quantum Internet? Wha....?

[Snakey]

So if I look at an empty stein, it will create beer in another? Genius!

Basically, when you acknowledge the fact that there is no beer, it understands that it's being observed and creates another, fully opposite beer. So your drinking sentient beer! Stop it you madman!!!!

 

[Snakey]

Hmmm by simply trying it out? If the universe gets broken we need to stop xD

Or keep carrying on! Unless they have mcaffee installed....

So how are we sure these particles aren't the 1s and 0s that govern the super computer that is our universe?

They are.


They're literally the universes binary, so we're revelling against the system! Outlaw country!!!!!!!


This is why it's sooo fucking genius! Because when life gives you particles, use them to make a computer that can do shit instantly and one day be used as a super weapon to end all of the universes acomplisments!

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

I hear a lot of fancy shmancy words here, but can any of you guys set the time on my VCR? It's been been flashing "12:00" for 27 years...just flashing...endlessly.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

I hear a lot of fancy shmancy words here, but can any of you guys set the time on my VCR? It's been been flashing "12:00" for 27 years...just flashing...endlessly.

Yes. It's actually quite easy.

Step 1: Get a double bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science
Step 2: Git Gud

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Yes. It's actually quite easy.

Step 1: Get a double bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science
Step 2: Git Gud

Hold TIME
Wait until only the 12 blinks. Press REWIND. Hit enter. Now it'll think it's 11

 

[Snakey]

I hear a lot of fancy shmancy words here, but can any of you guys set the time on my VCR? It's been been flashing "12:00" for 27 years...just flashing...endlessly.

Try plugging it in, or removing the sticker

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Okay, tried all that stuff. Now I have a double bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science from a school in Tajikistan(cost me $27)and I have put it to good use. In accordance with the advice provided by my networking professor, I have smashed my VCR with a sledge hammer, and purchased a blu ray disc player with all the bells and whistles...including a clock...and directions that read like VCR directions.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Okay, tried all that stuff. Now I have a double bachelor's degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science from a school in Tajikistan(cost me $27)and I have put it to good use. In accordance with the advice provided by my networking professor, I have smashed my VCR with a sledge hammer, and purchased a blu ray disc player with all the bells and whistles...including a clock...and directions that read like VCR directions.

That's where you went wrong: never get directions that read like VCR directions! Get directions that read like Microwave instructions and it will all become clear!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

That's where you went wrong: never get directions that read like VCR directions! Get directions that read like Microwave instructions and it will all become clear!

Very true. In a quantum universe the VCR directions are linked to the Microwave directions and when one is read the other becomes more accurate

 

[Thugari]

Only if they're Quantum entangled at the hop level... er... atomic level

sounds like its time for a micro brewery.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

sounds like its time for a micro brewery.

If I had the time, I'd totally start a micro brew called Quantum Alehouse, or some hipstery shit like that. Name all of the brews either after physicists or their theories and rake in the dough... or yeast... whichever comes first.

 

[Thugari]

If I had the time, I'd totally start a micro brew called Quantum Alehouse, or some hipstery shit like that. Name all of the brews either after physicists or their theories and rake in the dough... or yeast... whichever comes first.

micro brewery and the Doppler effect, its gotta be win/win