Quotes for TEST Squadron!
- Thread starter SeungRyul
- Start date
WarrenPeace
Space Marshal
"Don't let anyone tell you what to do. Join TEST now!"
DragonHeart
Space Marshal
"Attention TEST fleet, accelerate to ramming speed and commence operation kamikaze."
"We lost the entire fleet in yesterday's attack on one hornet."
"We lost the entire fleet in yesterday's attack on one hornet."
"You may fire when ready Gridley.... uh huh.... yes.... I am aware of the children... Don't you get all ethical on me now, they knew better!... That was my beer they spilled, not yours!... It was the last of my private stock of fat tire... yes, it's the only way!... Oh Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, just shut up about all that punishment fitting the crime b.s.!...fine ... have it your way... ... ... ... ... ... ... *CRACK!*... *thud*... Finally, now to give those kids a lesson on respect for my beer."
"Sir, i feel the need to address you on a very important matter... well you see... that school bus filled with the kids who you let on board for a tour... well, don't you find it a little bit drastic to be firing on them and possibly somewhat unethical?... But it was just a beer!... We have a whole drop tank filled with beer from our last port!... Is this the only way we can resolve this?... But really! it was JUST BEER! I could understand if they were murderers and rapists but this just doesn't seem right, shouldn't the punishment fit the crime?... thank you sir for understanding... oh, is that the bottle they spilled?... what do you want to show me?... wait! but i thought!..."*CRACK!*... *thud*
"Sir, i feel the need to address you on a very important matter... well you see... that school bus filled with the kids who you let on board for a tour... well, don't you find it a little bit drastic to be firing on them and possibly somewhat unethical?... But it was just a beer!... We have a whole drop tank filled with beer from our last port!... Is this the only way we can resolve this?... But really! it was JUST BEER! I could understand if they were murderers and rapists but this just doesn't seem right, shouldn't the punishment fit the crime?... thank you sir for understanding... oh, is that the bottle they spilled?... what do you want to show me?... wait! but i thought!..."*CRACK!*... *thud*
