suck up harderI haven't. My corporate efficiency must not be strong enough. I'll work on it.
I got mine
suck up harderI haven't. My corporate efficiency must not be strong enough. I'll work on it.
My gooder hotel interwebs has been causing double posts. The interwebs need more Owl apparently.A double shitpost. A new low (high?) for you?
Either way....good work.
You haven't? Sheesh, I've already crashed both of mine...I haven't. My corporate efficiency must not be strong enough. I'll work on it.
That's what the World really needs. More Owl and less cowbell.The interwebs need more Owl apparently.
I accept this.
Noooooooooo. More Cowbells.That's what the World really needs. More Owl and less cowbell.
I know, I know...it's like doing a really good job on your homework, and the dog really DOES eat it!@Carlos Spicyweiner I almost didn't like your post on the account you didn't get it on video. You know wat they say if there are no pictures it didn't really happen. :alien:
Why are you trying to ruin the game for everybody! ;)I did a very bad thing yesterday. I was testing a weps load out on my Cutlass(2x M5A lasers and a Mantis Gatling, pretty awesome!), and as I'm pulling into Olisar for a cup of Joe and to take a leak, I see Rizzky and a few friends doing an experiment(they were trying to load an 85X and a Merlin into a Caterpillar)Rizzky is in the 85X, trying to get it through the bow door, and his buddy is off to the side, positioning himself to get through the side door of the 3rd module. I observed this for a few minutes, and an evil plan took shape in my little rat brain. Rizzky never saw me take position directly behind him about 300 meters, and there I sat, pondering the consequences of my plan. I figured at the very least, I would incur a level 2 crime stat(1 for killing Rizzky, and 1 for killing my Cutlass)but in the end, I decided it would be worth it. I backed up a few more meters, firewalled the throttle and hit the boost. It was glorious. Rizzky rammed the cat and exploded, the cat was thrown sideways into the merlin, which killed him, and my dead body was thrown ass over tea kettle through space. I woke up in Grim Hex with 2 bad boy strikes against me, as I thought, and all the pads were full, so I stole an Avenger(which gave me ANOTHER crime stat, for a total of 3!)and jumped to Koreah to clear my record with no interference at all. The poor guy in the Merlin got a strike and had never been to GH. Pretty funny to listen to him trying to get out of there. I want to take this time to deeply apologize to you all, but I did not think to turn on the camera so I could share this with you, as I said, I did a very bad thing and I hope my corporate efficiency rating will not suffer too much.
Who hurt you?I did a very bad thing yesterday. I was testing a weps load out on my Cutlass(2x M5A lasers and a Mantis Gatling, pretty awesome!), and as I'm pulling into Olisar for a cup of Joe and to take a leak, I see Rizzky and a few friends doing an experiment(they were trying to load an 85X and a Merlin into a Caterpillar)Rizzky is in the 85X, trying to get it through the bow door, and his buddy is off to the side, positioning himself to get through the side door of the 3rd module. I observed this for a few minutes, and an evil plan took shape in my little rat brain. Rizzky never saw me take position directly behind him about 300 meters, and there I sat, pondering the consequences of my plan. I figured at the very least, I would incur a level 2 crime stat(1 for killing Rizzky, and 1 for killing my Cutlass)but in the end, I decided it would be worth it. I backed up a few more meters, firewalled the throttle and hit the boost. It was glorious. Rizzky rammed the cat and exploded, the cat was thrown sideways into the merlin, which killed him, and my dead body was thrown ass over tea kettle through space. I woke up in Grim Hex with 2 bad boy strikes against me, as I thought, and all the pads were full, so I stole an Avenger(which gave me ANOTHER crime stat, for a total of 3!)and jumped to Koreah to clear my record with no interference at all. The poor guy in the Merlin got a strike and had never been to GH. Pretty funny to listen to him trying to get out of there. I want to take this time to deeply apologize to you all, but I did not think to turn on the camera so I could share this with you, as I said, I did a very bad thing and I hope my corporate efficiency rating will not suffer too much.
Do you need a Hug?I did a very bad thing yesterday. I was testing a weps load out on my Cutlass(2x M5A lasers and a Mantis Gatling, pretty awesome!), and as I'm pulling into Olisar for a cup of Joe and to take a leak, I see Rizzky and a few friends doing an experiment(they were trying to load an 85X and a Merlin into a Caterpillar)Rizzky is in the 85X, trying to get it through the bow door, and his buddy is off to the side, positioning himself to get through the side door of the 3rd module. I observed this for a few minutes, and an evil plan took shape in my little rat brain. Rizzky never saw me take position directly behind him about 300 meters, and there I sat, pondering the consequences of my plan. I figured at the very least, I would incur a level 2 crime stat(1 for killing Rizzky, and 1 for killing my Cutlass)but in the end, I decided it would be worth it. I backed up a few more meters, firewalled the throttle and hit the boost. It was glorious. Rizzky rammed the cat and exploded, the cat was thrown sideways into the merlin, which killed him, and my dead body was thrown ass over tea kettle through space. I woke up in Grim Hex with 2 bad boy strikes against me, as I thought, and all the pads were full, so I stole an Avenger(which gave me ANOTHER crime stat, for a total of 3!)and jumped to Koreah to clear my record with no interference at all. The poor guy in the Merlin got a strike and had never been to GH. Pretty funny to listen to him trying to get out of there. I want to take this time to deeply apologize to you all, but I did not think to turn on the camera so I could share this with you, as I said, I did a very bad thing and I hope my corporate efficiency rating will not suffer too much.
You sir are my ideal. You are my hero for life and if you ever again need to clear your "good name" at Kareah, check to see if I'm online. I'll gladly cover your six till you get cleared. We all owe you a round!I did a very bad thing yesterday. I was testing a weps load out on my Cutlass(2x M5A lasers and a Mantis Gatling, pretty awesome!), and as I'm pulling into Olisar for a cup of Joe and to take a leak, I see Rizzky and a few friends doing an experiment(they were trying to load an 85X and a Merlin into a Caterpillar)Rizzky is in the 85X, trying to get it through the bow door, and his buddy is off to the side, positioning himself to get through the side door of the 3rd module. I observed this for a few minutes, and an evil plan took shape in my little rat brain. Rizzky never saw me take position directly behind him about 300 meters, and there I sat, pondering the consequences of my plan. I figured at the very least, I would incur a level 2 crime stat(1 for killing Rizzky, and 1 for killing my Cutlass)but in the end, I decided it would be worth it. I backed up a few more meters, firewalled the throttle and hit the boost. It was glorious. Rizzky rammed the cat and exploded, the cat was thrown sideways into the merlin, which killed him, and my dead body was thrown ass over tea kettle through space. I woke up in Grim Hex with 2 bad boy strikes against me, as I thought, and all the pads were full, so I stole an Avenger(which gave me ANOTHER crime stat, for a total of 3!)and jumped to Koreah to clear my record with no interference at all. The poor guy in the Merlin got a strike and had never been to GH. Pretty funny to listen to him trying to get out of there. I want to take this time to deeply apologize to you all, but I did not think to turn on the camera so I could share this with you, as I said, I did a very bad thing and I hope my corporate efficiency rating will not suffer too much.
Because he"s Test, Boss. He's Test. And we stick up for our Org and our Glorious Leader.Why are you trying to ruin the game for everybody! ;)
I have to see these. Although they'd probably make a cute couple with their matching outfits.the yellow and black minidress for Sandi with matching sweater for Chris.
Why are you trying to ruin the game for everybody! ;)
Yeah, we're Test, we crash into shit.Because he"s Test, Boss. He's Test. And we stick up for our Org and our Glorious Leader.
[wiping coffee off my monitor] ah-hem, I'm sure that you feel terrible [snicker :sweat_smile:], and I'm sure that you've thought about your actions and will never do them again. :laughing: So let that be a lesson.I did a very bad thing yesterday. I was
It's complicated, I've been hurt a lot. It would probably take a penis diagram to explain:cry:Who hurt you?