I did a very bad thing yesterday. I was testing a weps load out on my Cutlass(2x M5A lasers and a Mantis Gatling, pretty awesome!), and as I'm pulling into Olisar for a cup of Joe and to take a leak, I see Rizzky and a few friends doing an experiment(they were trying to load an 85X and a Merlin into a Caterpillar)Rizzky is in the 85X, trying to get it through the bow door, and his buddy is off to the side, positioning himself to get through the side door of the 3rd module. I observed this for a few minutes, and an evil plan took shape in my little rat brain. Rizzky never saw me take position directly behind him about 300 meters, and there I sat, pondering the consequences of my plan. I figured at the very least, I would incur a level 2 crime stat(1 for killing Rizzky, and 1 for killing my Cutlass)but in the end, I decided it would be worth it. I backed up a few more meters, firewalled the throttle and hit the boost. It was glorious. Rizzky rammed the cat and exploded, the cat was thrown sideways into the merlin, which killed him, and my dead body was thrown ass over tea kettle through space. I woke up in Grim Hex with 2 bad boy strikes against me, as I thought, and all the pads were full, so I stole an Avenger(which gave me ANOTHER crime stat, for a total of 3!)and jumped to Koreah to clear my record with no interference at all. The poor guy in the Merlin got a strike and had never been to GH. Pretty funny to listen to him trying to get out of there. I want to take this time to deeply apologize to you all, but I did not think to turn on the camera so I could share this with you, as I said, I did a very bad thing and I hope my corporate efficiency rating will not suffer too much.
