Russian Roulette Roster

[TheZekk]

Do you also have a super secret spy decoder ring?

007 and Get Smart.

 

[Eliyahu]

 

[CaptainHavoc]

GET THE SHOTGUN QUICKLY!

 

[CaptainRichard]

DROP BEARS ARE REAL!

 

[thanatos73]

Here are my koalafications for Booze Runner!!!!!

 

[Crownan]

Just tell me what skills you need and I'll be on your crew.

 

[RipVanDan]

I would like to apply for the position of Twitch fan boy. I am sure CIG will incorporate in engine web browsers.

 

[CaptainRichard]

What are you going to be called when on your boat, RussianJ?

Captain Russian? Captain J? Captain, are you sober enough to give the order to drink more?

 

[UnderSc0re]

What are you going to be called when on your boat, RussianJ?

Captain Russian? Captain J? Captain, are you sober enough to give the order to drink more?

Maybe, Mr. J.

 

[thanatos73]

What are you going to be called when on your boat, RussianJ?

Captain Russian? Captain J? Captain, are you sober enough to give the order to drink more?

Admiral J, sounds more appropriate, for the size of his fleet.

 

[Annitias]

Admiral J, sounds more appropriate, for the size of his fleet.

That would be more appropriate. Especially the way the Russian navy works.

 

[WarrenPeace]

That would be more appropriate. Especially the way the Russian navy works.

Is that the "I bought the ship, I choose my title" system?

 

[Annitias]

Is that the "I bought the ship, I choose my title" system?

Its the I bought a fleet, went bankrupt, slept in a box, I choose my Title

 

[Stalinator]

Can i be cannon fodder???
(or commissar)

 

[ReconDelta]

Please sign me up for the Sexual Harassment Chief Petty Officer. This role is mandatory for all Naval vessels.

My koalafications, I was team lead at the 35th annual Tailhook Convention. I make it mandatory for all new recruits to spend a minimum of ten minutes sitting on my lap. I drink beer.

 

[Annitias]

All we need now is kilted back from moving and we can update the roster.quire a few so far.

A reminder, if you are interested in a non-officer role, put it down even if taken. We may keep a spare for that role.

 

[Bertoxolous the Puzzled]

I'm not sure if this is relevant, seeing as how little we know of fleet mechanics, but I'd like to sign up for Head scout of your fleet if possible. I come with my own Vanguard and everything ;). If not that Mad scientist/Explosives expert, give me a jetpack and bombs and I shall make them burn!

Your biggest fan,
Bertoxulous the Tentative

 

[Bertoxolous the Puzzled]

Doh, this is Russian time zone yes? I'm Mountain time zone so that probably wouldn't work. I'm a sad Panda Koala.

 

[CaptainRichard]

Doh, this is Russian time zone yes? I'm Mountain time zone so that probably wouldn't work. I'm a sad Panda Koala.

RussianJ is on loan from the Moscow KGB headquarters and now resides in Detroit, MI, probably plotting something grandiose while sauced on vodka. :D

 

[thanatos73]

Doh, this is Russian time zone yes? I'm Mountain time zone so that probably wouldn't work. I'm a sad Panda Koala.

I am in mountain as well....so your good.