Russian Roulette Roster

[Annitias]

Here will be The official Roster for the RR, my lovely Jav.

XO Kilted Frog will be making the list

Captain: RussianJ
XO: Kilted
Helm: kdy Assault

More coming soon!

 

[kiltedfrog]

As some of you may or may not know, I have been given the unfortunate pleasure of being the XO on RussianJ's Jav. Some of you may be asking yourselves, who the hell is this guy, and why should I listen to him? To answer that I'm going to say, "I dunno, I asked first." If you want to fill a Crew position on the Javelin post in this tread with your koalificaions. I want you to post explaining why you should have what position, and include a picture of a koala. I have no idea what the crew positions will be, but you guys can make it up. I think the plan is that NO ONE will be sober.


Captain: RussianJ
XO: Kilted
Helm: kdy Assault
Co-pilot: Black Sunder
Navigations: CRGbox
Comms/Cyber Warfare: Timarien
Comms/Non-Cyber warfare Biohazard

DJ: Wakapedia
M.C.ounselor/Hideous Love Child: Captain_Richard
Mascot/Mostly House Broken: Lonestar the Kilrathi
Science/Beerologist: Flashwit
Booze Manager: ParrottMath (Alternate Gunner)

Medical Officer: Progger
[Male]Nurse#1: Yellowdog (Milking Specialist)
Nurse#2: rogesh
Nurse#3: TheCrimsonCyclist

Redeemer/boarding Vessel Pilot: Husker [Alternate Dick Catcher]


Marine Drill Instructor: Esus Spectrum
Gunnery Sergeant: Leatherneck (also gladiator support)
Redshirt #1: Cody Starbuck
Redshirt #2: MikeAlphaTangotango
Redshirt #3: AntiSqueaker
Redshirt #4: Nuke
Redshirt #5: Jernik
Redshirt #6:
Alternate Redshirt: Dortz

Lead Shooty Guy: Crashman054
Shooty Guy: Adamzetti
Shooty Guy/Drink Ddistributor: Bcmsemo
Shooty Guy/"herb" grower: Maynard
Shooty Guy: Preston
Shooty Guy: ShadyBrady
Shooty Guy: GrammarGestapo
Shooty Guy: Venom
Shooty Guy: Czechmark (potential pilot)


Lead Engineer: Civil Hypocricy
Secondary Lead Engineer: Verticalmule
Engineer: svenrichter
Engineer: Inzlinger [Evil German]
Engineer/toilet clogger: CaptainHavoc
Onioneer: CookieDoctor


Bartender: that_frog_kurtis
Bar-back: WhooptyWhoo

BAND
Lead Air guitarist: Exarkun007

Jester: Vapsyvox (Also Support Craft)

Bowel Scrubber: Dubbzy
Bilge Pumper: Captain Easy
Toilet/Window Cleaner: Sgt_Kiwi
Janitor: Warren Peace (scruffy)

Support Craft Operators:
Liquor_and_ores (Fuels + Boarding)
Wykstrom (Anti-Capital Support)
Leatherneck (Gladiator)
Vapsyvox (Missile Support)

Booze Supply:
Thanatos73 (Aurora Ram Squad/Beer Delivery craft)
Kapital_kong (grog)

Remember, Post a picture of your Koalafications, or someone more koalaified might take your job on the ship. If you want the job of someone without proper Koalafication, post that you want the job, along with why you want it, and your Koala pics.

 

[Adamzetti]

I wreck shit at shooting fast moving targets. That's about it.

 

[Esus Spectrum]

Greetings and Salutations,

I would love to man a position on the ship. Given that we don't really know what the positions will be, let me just say that I have a shit ton of experience in FPS games so I could be a Marine anti-boarding position, and I would also be happy manning a gunner's seat or radar/comm's station.
As for qualifications...

That is all.

 

[Parrottmath]

I'll submit my application for Weapons Officer. I know how to calculate where the big guns will go from my background. I know how to appropriately launch all sorts of torpedoes.

edit: If I can be bridge weapons officer... I will tear the enemy apart

 

[bcmsemo]

Qualifications you say?

Two time beer pong singles champion in high school
One time beer pong singles champion in college and two time doubles champ

looking to go pro... put me in coach.

 

[CrgBox]

I'd like to apply as As a gunner or for Navigations position on the bridge. Also a Medical officer will be nice but Id prefer the Navigations position.
I think Id be a good Navigations officer because I know my way around the star system even when im not sober.
And if none of those work ill be the bar tender, I have a full membership to the Russian Drinking club.

 

[Timarien]

I would like to apply as COMM's officer, resident DJ and Escort Squardon leader.
"This is the KGB destroyer Russian Roulette. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. All Alcoholic beverages will be confiscated for the Glory of TEST Squadron Best Squardon. Cooperate and your lives will be spared. Otherwise your ship will be annihilated whilst hearing the smooth music of destruction."

 

[AntiSqueaker]

I am woefully unqualified to do anything with this capital ship.

But let me join anyway! I like to shoot stuff and make pew pew noises, both with spaceship guns and people guns.

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

I built a bar out of pallets once, that and I was a bartender for a year or two and in my own completely unbiased opinion, I can serve piss like no other. Just give me a chance!

 

[Civil Hypocricy]

I'd greatly like to be a lead engineer or regular engineer for the RR. First, I am smart and can think on my feet, so I'll be able to save the ship when we're in deep trouble. Second, I can do all this while drunk equally as well. Last, I'm an engineering student, so I have proper koalafications.

Also, I can shoot things in a pinch if everyone else is dead!

 

[MikeAlphaTangoTango]

I'm no expert in anything, but I have approximate knowledge of many things, so I guess I could do anything! Just as long as I get a position somewhere. Don't leave me alone in the 'Verse!

Edit: will happily serve as an odd-job man around the ship. Failing that, I'm not bad with a turret...

 

[svenrichter]

If you need a part time Tech-priest, I'm your man. Will hand in the koala picture later... maybe. I'm at work. Of course I will show the same dedication on board the ship, which is also my qualification.

 

[Progger]

G'day guys, as you can clearly see from my Display Picture, I plan on being the Russell Coight of the 'verse. This means that it is my job to help people wherever I can. It is for this reason I would very much like to apply for the position of Chief Medical Officer aboard the Mighty Russian Roulette. I solemnly swear not to drink the antiseptic alcohol... much.

My Koalafications are that I am Australian and I will raise many a mug to the glory of TEST. I also skim-read 'First Aid for TESTies' once and got the basic jist of it. If I require more Koalafications I shall step outside and catch one.

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

I plan on being the Russell Coight of the 'verse.

What a good cunt.

 

[WarrenPeace]

Go ahead and chalk me up for Janitor. Scruffy's gonna die as Scruffy lived.

 

[Black Sunder]

Calling that co-pilot seat because RussianJ said I could be co-pilot if I lent him my Carrack from time to time.

That is my Koalification.

 

[Captain Easy]

I'm applying for the bilge pumper position.

Koalifications:
Naval career (know actual ship jargon)
Qualified Warfare Specialist
Lifetime gamer (played all the space sims)
Beer (speaks for itself)
Retired (can play any time slot)

 

[maynard]

I like to make things explode

and you'll need someone koalafied to tend the *herb* garden aboard

 

[Verticalmule]

I'd make a great Lead engineer, I know how to hit buttons and do horrible foreign accents.