lol, I thought it was obvious...never go anywhere near the water in FL:
	
	
		
			
				
			
			
				
				One moment she was there, the next she had vanished from the pond’s edge. Only her two dogs remained. A 12-foot-6-inch alligator attacked the woman from the bank as she walked her dogs Friday…
				
					
						
							 
						
					
					www.sun-sentinel.com
				
 
			 
		 
	 
My first day at work there, I had to park way out in the middle of nowhere...on the walk in I went by a creek...there was a 5 foot gator sunning himself right beside it.
Don't get me wrong, Jersey isn't a safe place either...but the thought of being eaten by something cold-blooded? I'd rather be killed by a bear any day!
	
	
		
			
				
			
			
				
				22-year-old Darsh Patel photographed 300-pound black bear with his cellphone before it mauled him to death
				
					
						
							 
						
					
					www.cbsnews.com
				
 
			 
		 
	 
Here is my 
shit-post for the day...almost quite literally!
	
	
		
			
				
			
			
				
				Thomas Tramaglini, who is suspended with pay from his job in Kenilworth is also charged in Holmdel with lewdness and littering.
				
					
						
							 
						
					
					www.nj.com