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Vavrik

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Thoughts on this one? Do we let him in?

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Can't see any reason not to let 'em in... and not having a reason not to let them in to has to be a reason to let them in... hasn't it...?

Is this how logic works...? Where is Cap'in Spock when you need him?!
From my perspective, if he's onboard any of our multicrew ships as we fly our Org fleet into a star to see what would happen, those on that ship would potentially be dead before the heat got to us, so they would suffer less. Also, at least he's honest about being a beggar in game. While that would get annoying if he constantly begged during group functions, most beggars would do the worst jobs for cheaper than others, unless they're choosy beggars. Either way, cheers!
OR you can just look in the RSI website and see if you should say Yes to avoid contradicting @Montoya. See? Logic is easy sometimes.
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Now. Do I need to go to the store so I can find more Guinness cold brew... Damn stuff. I try to decide between coffee and beer and what do i get?
 

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Wait... logic is pushing the red button while someone holds your beer right?
Yes! No, wait. I think it might be more logical to say the "Hold my beer" part before I push the button, otherwise there's a chance I'll spill the beer as I reach for the button. I guess it depends on the risk level you want to take.
No, wait again... it's getting complicated. That can maybe be resolved by asking a question. What color is the red button?
 

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Wait... logic is pushing the red button while someone holds your beer right?
Yes! No, wait. I think it might be more logical to say the "Hold my beer" part before I push the button, otherwise there's a chance I'll spill the beer as I reach for the button. I guess it depends on the risk level you want to take.
No, wait again... it's getting complicated. That can maybe be resolved by asking a question. What color is the red button?
Why not push the button with the bottom of the beer?
 

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Why not push the button with the bottom of the beer?
It depends on if you are puting the button with the front of the bottom or the back of the bottom. If the back I suppose that's logical but if it's the front the button would get all wet, wouldn't it?
 

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Or the back of your head while trying to get every last drop out of the beer bottle.
Now that is style! This is how Montoya launches the Auroras into the star which sets Tyrol Supernova off.
 

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Or the back of your head while trying to get every last drop out of the beer bottle.
If you're Canadian, or drink Canadian beer, there's a brand of beer that solves that problem. It's called Labatt Blue. You can enjoy that beer, from a mug, bottle or a can - it doesn't matter. But nobody I know wants to drink the last 1/4 ounce. They get another one instead
 

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Ok 2 things.
Space Moonshine sounds good and somewhat illicit but what's the alcohol content/liter?
and ...
What's glorious Test Squadron propaganda and how do I get some?
Ok technically that last one is 2 questions in one.
 

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Ok 2 things.
Space Moonshine sounds good and somewhat illicit but what's the alcohol content/liter?
When pulling alcohol molecules from a nebulae I am more concerned with alcohol content/kilometre.
 
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When pulling alcohol molecules from a nebulae I am more concerned with alcohol content/kilometre.
Yeah. Shit we've just solved a mystery! @Blind Owl went out there to take care of that potential driving space flight hazard some years ago. Remember that? that's why it got much less dense.
I bet he stopped by at Tabbies star on the way home when he had to take a leak, and the star's been blinking erratically trying to dodge the results of his leak for a while now.
 
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