Shit new applicants are saying

[Thalstan]

My wife knows more about SC than I do...and wants nothing to do with it.

She is more cynical than I am about their chances of ever getting it to a polished and playable state. She barely tolerates when WoW has bugs. I can't even imagine how she would react to all the bugs SC has...

 

[Mudhawk]

Ok.. petition to get everyone's wives/gf's in the game as gunners and engineers and ground troopers for raids.

The enemy will never know what hit 'em!
Hell knoweth no fury like a woman that acquired a taste for blood!
"These guys stand between us and a limited edition cosmetic item! Oooh-raaa!!"

 

[Garonman]

The enemy will never know what hit 'em!
Hell knoweth no fury like a woman that acquired a taste for blood!
"These guys stand between us and a limited edition cosmetic item! Oooh-raaa!!"

It's... it's so fucking beautiful!!

 

[Montoya]

Wow! Pink_Sparkles has joined TEST!
but $10 says its a hairy middle aged man.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Wow! Pink_Sparkles has joined TEST!
but $10 says its a hairy middle aged man.

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I have no idea who that is or generally what is going on in the first place.

Welcome aboard, video game player

 

[Mudhawk]

Wow! Pink_Sparkles has joined TEST!
but $10 says its a hairy middle aged man.

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I take your ten and raise by another ten dollars:
Hairy middle-aged guy still living at home.

 

[Vavrik]

Hairy middle-aged guy still living at their PARENTS home.

Fixed that for you, otherwise you would be at least 75% right, and it would not be worth betting against.

Oh yeah... Welcome to TEST Mejiha!

 

[Montoya]

Not sure if we should pre-emptively ban this one for bad jokes.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Not sure if we should pre-emptively ban this one for bad jokes.

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I don't get the first joke but got the other two, that's above average attainment for TEST!

 

[Sky Captain]

Just imagine those jokes coming from your tail gunner in live combat!

 

[BUTUZ]

I don't get the first joke but got the other two, that's above average attainment for TEST!

No Shins.
Tony
Toe Knee

 

[Mudhawk]

No Shins.
Tony
Toe Knee

Only proves that some things only work face to face and not in writing.
Like breaking up with a WhatsApp mesage.
Or sound of word based jokes.
Actually, I'd love to see a sign-language interpreter try to relate that one...

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

No Shins.
Tony
Toe Knee

Ah, I read that in it's long-name form "Anthony".

 

[Mudhawk]

"Anthony"
Ankle
Toe
Knee
Still sounds legit... :-P

 

[Montoya]

Not bad

 

[Mudhawk]

Damn those chinese guys.
Now they even copy our mindset.
Come to think of it, that Deep Seek whale, that's actually the guys from Crusader, right?
It's so obvious now! It's in the CLOUD!!
Chinese AI is used for the completion of Star Citizen!
and, and, and...
Where was I?
A yeah, Bergr want's in?
Fine with me. Sounds like our kind of nutcake.

 

[Montoya]

07

 

[Mudhawk]

THAT... actually does fit the tone quite nicely.
Almost a bit too smooth...
Makes me wonder if he's a used ship salesman.
Then again, I always do need cheap replacement ships .
Sooo... welcome?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

They've got TEST down to a T.