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Crapple
CrappleSent: October 20, 2023 21:17Status: Accepted
MESSAGE
In the vast universe of Star Citizen, there was an entity named Krapple, whose story transcended the boundaries of known space and time. This is a narrative of military exploits, cosmic humor, redemption, and the unique fusion of the Force powers from the Star Wars with the wonders of Star Trek.
Our tale begins in "Jump Town," a small town on the enigmatic moon of Yela, known for its mystical connection to the Force. Krapple was born into this world, a place where the delicate equilibrium between the Force and advanced technology was a tangible presence. His parents were an intriguing pair; his mother, a Force-sensitive prostitute with a mysterious past, and his father, a troubled Starfleet officer.
Krapple's destiny was irrevocably set during his time at UEE space force pilot school, where he earned the iconic call sign "Krapple." This name originated from his last name, Apple, and was birthed from a fateful training exercise. This exercise unveiled Krapple's unique abilities, a harmonious blend of the Force and technology. His remarkable talents captured the attention of both Starfleet and the Jedi Council.
As his training evolved, it became increasingly apparent that Krapple possessed a rare fusion of Force powers and Starfleet knowledge. He had the uncanny ability to manipulate starship systems with a mere thought, and his influence over the minds of those around him was an enigma.
One pivotal day, an ill-fated mission hurled him into the unforgiving depths of space. However, his fortune took a turn when a passing Banu merchant ship came to his rescue. They were not only captivated by his connection to the Force but also intrigued by his unique blend of sexual talents. Krapple was reborn as "Krapple the Cosmic Sage," becoming a bridge between the Force and the advanced technology of the Star Trek universe.
During his time among the Banu, a profound love blossomed between Krapple and a Banu girl named Lyrana, transcending the confines of species and cultures. Their love was a testament to the cosmic unity that extended beyond the boundaries of species. Together, they welcomed a child, a unique, hideously mutated creature that embodied the essence of their love and the fusion of their very beings.
In the complex customs of the Banu culture, it was a tradition to conclude the life of the child's mother after the birth, adhering to a patriarchal hierarchy. The tragic parting of Krapple's beloved Lyrana, was a heart-wrenching and haunting chapter in his journey.
Their child's brief existence and the loss of his beloved were poignant reminders of the intricate tapestry of the universe, painted with moments of profound joy and profound sorrow. Yet, Krapple found strength in the enduring memory of their love and the legacy of their child.
As "Krapple," the guardian of the cosmic balance, he carried with him not only the wisdom of the Force and the wonders of Star Trek but also the legacy of a love that transcended species and the haunting memory of a loss that had left an indelible mark on his heart. His journey was a testament to the resilience of the human spirit, even in the face of the universe's most profound customs and tribulations.
That's why you should accept me.
With love,
Krapple "The Cosmic Sage"
Female Banu confirmed!
Crapple
CrappleSent: October 20, 2023 21:17Status: Accepted
MESSAGE
In the vast universe of Star Citizen, there was an entity named Krapple, whose story transcended the boundaries of known space and time. This is a narrative of military exploits, cosmic humor, redemption, and the unique fusion of the Force powers from the Star Wars with the wonders of Star Trek.
Our tale begins in "Jump Town," a small town on the enigmatic moon of Yela, known for its mystical connection to the Force. Krapple was born into this world, a place where the delicate equilibrium between the Force and advanced technology was a tangible presence. His parents were an intriguing pair; his mother, a Force-sensitive prostitute with a mysterious past, and his father, a troubled Starfleet officer.
Krapple's destiny was irrevocably set during his time at UEE space force pilot school, where he earned the iconic call sign "Krapple." This name originated from his last name, Apple, and was birthed from a fateful training exercise. This exercise unveiled Krapple's unique abilities, a harmonious blend of the Force and technology. His remarkable talents captured the attention of both Starfleet and the Jedi Council.
As his training evolved, it became increasingly apparent that Krapple possessed a rare fusion of Force powers and Starfleet knowledge. He had the uncanny ability to manipulate starship systems with a mere thought, and his influence over the minds of those around him was an enigma.
One pivotal day, an ill-fated mission hurled him into the unforgiving depths of space. However, his fortune took a turn when a passing Banu merchant ship came to his rescue. They were not only captivated by his connection to the Force but also intrigued by his unique blend of sexual talents. Krapple was reborn as "Krapple the Cosmic Sage," becoming a bridge between the Force and the advanced technology of the Star Trek universe.
During his time among the Banu, a profound love blossomed between Krapple and a Banu girl named Lyrana, transcending the confines of species and cultures. Their love was a testament to the cosmic unity that extended beyond the boundaries of species. Together, they welcomed a child, a unique, hideously mutated creature that embodied the essence of their love and the fusion of their very beings.
In the complex customs of the Banu culture, it was a tradition to conclude the life of the child's mother after the birth, adhering to a patriarchal hierarchy. The tragic parting of Krapple's beloved Lyrana, was a heart-wrenching and haunting chapter in his journey.
Their child's brief existence and the loss of his beloved were poignant reminders of the intricate tapestry of the universe, painted with moments of profound joy and profound sorrow. Yet, Krapple found strength in the enduring memory of their love and the legacy of their child.
As "Krapple," the guardian of the cosmic balance, he carried with him not only the wisdom of the Force and the wonders of Star Trek but also the legacy of a love that transcended species and the haunting memory of a loss that had left an indelible mark on his heart. His journey was a testament to the resilience of the human spirit, even in the face of the universe's most profound customs and tribulations.
That's why you should accept me.
With love,
Krapple "The Cosmic Sage"
Best of luck keeping that roleplay up - I find it tough enough remembering I'm supposed to be another human and not the sentient wheelie bin I actually am.
I feel we failed in our messaging, we are the opposite of all this!
verified spai. his spelling and grammar are too high standard.
My spreadsheet says they need to apply for a permit for that.
The USB shaped starship is the Pioneer, isn't it...?
To think we all have this problem. I wonder if there is a support group we can join. Even then when all of test chat is filled with looking for crew it's going to entertaining.
KuruptU4Fun
Vice Admiral
Yeah, eventually we'll be posting resumes for multiplayer ship crew.