So, Chris Roberts sold CIG to Amazon - finally

[Printimus]

Oooooooohhh. I like this idea. I like books and stuff.

But how can you read when you are BLIND owl?

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Crap. I was all set to put a completionist package on my Amazon credit card

 

[Blind Owl]

But how can you read when you are BLIND owl?

Braille mobiglass. Duh.

What I think you should be concerned with is how do I fly?

 

[Hadron Xon]

Is this real ? If so why would they do this ?

 

[DirectorGunner]

I heard that we're going to be able to use our Amazon prime for subscriber perks now
that'll save me a decent amount money every month

 

[Stevetank]

Can I get prime shipping with a Caterpillar?

 

[Stevetank]

Braille mobiglass. Duh.

What I think you should be concerned with is how do I fly?

Owls fly with their wings, not their eyes. Everyone knows that!

 

[Printimus]

Braille mobiglass. Duh.

What I think you should be concerned with is how do I fly?

Braille radar, duh!

 

[marcsand2]

Owls fly with their wings, not their eyes. Everyone knows that!

Wings float on air, which isn't present in space, braille is a better option

 

[Blind Owl]

I heard that we're going to be able to use our Amazon prime for subscriber perks now
that'll save me a decent amount money every month

Yessss. I can use Amazon prime to buy a new Amazon ship.

 

[Blind Owl]

Owls fly with their wings, not their eyes. Everyone knows that!

Braille radar, duh!

Wings float on air, which isn't present in space, braille is a better option

The answer is beer!

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

I heard that we're going to be able to use our Amazon prime for subscriber perks now
that'll save me a decent amount money every month

Prime is actually an expedited shipping scheme, so we could order 3.0 and get it in, like 2-3 business days, instead of 2-3 business decades.

 

[marcsand2]

Well that too. Except I haven't drank in a few weeks. Don't tell anyone though. It'd ruin my reputation. Haha

The answer is beer!

Ow... the answer is beer but a few weeks dry...

 

[Stevetank]

Ow... the answer is beer but a few weeks dry...

It's the memory of beer that keeps him going every night. I once saw Blind Owl survive a plane crash in the woods, crawl from the wreckage and made his way back in to town, up to the bar counter to order a beer. His love of beer gave him the strength to make it to the bar alive. Come to think of it, I should have helped but that was my first anniversary sale and I couldn't miss anything.

 

[Blind Owl]

Ow... the answer is beer but a few weeks dry...

Shit, busted!
Haha

 

[Blind Owl]

Prime is actually an expedited shipping scheme, so we could order 3.0 and get it in, like 2-3 business days, instead of 2-3 business decades.

Woohoo!!! Really Soontm

 

[Blind Owl]

It's the memory of beer that keeps him going every night. I once saw Blind Owl survive a plane crash in the woods, crawl from the wreckage and made his way back in to town, up to the bar counter to order a beer. His love of beer gave him the strength to make it to the bar alive. Come to think of it, I should have helped but that was my first anniversary sale and I couldn't miss anything.

It was an anniversary sale. I forgive you. Haha

 

[Stevetank]

It was an anniversary sale. I forgive you. Haha

Thanks :D I'll get you a ship the next time I see you :)

 

[Thugari]

But how can you read when you are BLIND owl?

brail

 

[Thugari]

Braille mobiglass. Duh.

What I think you should be concerned with is how do I fly?

a seeing eye sasquatch?