there's nothing new under the sun
I signed up to run the hydroponics and the pharmacy on RussianJ's capital ship a long time ago ;-)
I signed up to run the hydroponics and the pharmacy on RussianJ's capital ship a long time ago ;-)
Industry Space weed?
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Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
Not all of us can afford the big ass greenhouse ship....that's why I got the grow lights being installed in my weedfarer. Cary all your alcohol in the liquid tanks and grow your ganja in the maintenance tunnels. That, coupled with a sweet-ass sound system and laser show; Welcome to Club Test. Women drink free and our Xi'An bouncer does not fully grasp the concept of human aging, so bring your little brother!
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Sign me up. I don't have an Endeavor but I will gladly work on one helping to grow, process, and procure seeds or clones. I would also gladly help with smuggling said products. Test Cartel FTW.
Alexander Shulgin, Pablo Escabar, Cheech and Chong, and Ben Dronkers would be so so proud. Just remember "Every client is one missed payment away from becoming a target and every target is one bribe away from becoming a client." quote from The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries. Please fly dangerously, Test pilots are not an accident.
Alexander Shulgin, Pablo Escabar, Cheech and Chong, and Ben Dronkers would be so so proud. Just remember "Every client is one missed payment away from becoming a target and every target is one bribe away from becoming a client." quote from The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries. Please fly dangerously, Test pilots are not an accident.
JohnyGluebag
Vice Admiral
Sign me up for quality control testing.
This is in game right??
This is in game right??
Aleph0Null
Grand Admiral
Plagueis
Admiral
I've got an endeavor and plan to export and make extremely high priced "coffee" :)
They hint at more drug use in this piece:
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/spectrum-dispatch/15632-Empire-Report-Hyperion-Rally
There's a nice market there ;)
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/spectrum-dispatch/15632-Empire-Report-Hyperion-Rally
There's a nice market there ;)
One dome for coffee, "Some serious gourmet shit" and the other for some primo "oregano"?
:wink::wink:
Holy shit that's a good idea for a GMO. If you wanted to go GMO free you could possibly breed weed to get some of the right flavors and use it instead of hops.
The Hashfarer, or The Honey Oilfarer.
Sure we can have it in game.
As well.
If you are thinking of adding marijuana buds in with the grain, hops, yeast & water, then I suggest also adding organic coca leaves for its natural stimulant effect as well as its ability to aid in a person's ability to handle lower oxygen environments as was verified when the Panamanian natives up in the mountains shared this plants leaves with the Americans who were building the canal. Call me crazy, but being able to be alert, relaxed & handle using less oxygen all at the same time seems like a good thing for space operations. For "special occasions" you can also add in some peyote buds for their psychotropic effects to spice up the party a bit. LoL
May I offer a suggestion to the above? I propose modifying the "Women drink free" clause into, "Women get 1 free drink per item of clothing removed for the rest of their stay & drink free once fully nude." I figure this isn't entirely sexist as since we are TESTies, odds are the more intoxicated we become, the less clothing we will be wearing while doing outlandish games & activities for bragging rights. A party full of naked people is the most fun of all.
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
There's a special deck for naked dancing. It's called the Captain's quarters and I get the only key.
Sounds like a rather lonely place if you will be the only person there my friend. That sounds more like a place for drunken, naked sobbing instead of dancing. Besides, the best parties I've ever been to had lots of people getting wild & freaky.
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
Every captain needs a lonely jerkoff dungeon with CCTV camera feeds. It's the Imperial way...
TheBlackadder
Grand Admiral
Well there goes dropship piloting, count me in.
Takeiteasy
Space Marshal
I have a Cutlass Black and a proclivity to mistyping my ship manifest.
I may be able to help out with transportation needs, especially in those pesky areas where the police like to menace the poor innocent pilots by rummaging through their stuff and delaying much needed deliveries.
I may be able to help out with transportation needs, especially in those pesky areas where the police like to menace the poor innocent pilots by rummaging through their stuff and delaying much needed deliveries.
