New standard equipment on all TEST ships: certified branded TEST fidget spinners.
Each crew member, mostly the pilots, will be provided four(4) spinners before every lift-off/launch. That way they can easily entertained while gloriously flying into the sun.
Side note: the opening music should be used for public entrances of the glorious Montoya, while at least two other members carry along kegs behind him (as well as cups). All done WWF/WWE style.