They left off all the important ones: the state of paranoia, the state of confusion and the state of euphoria are all missing. Likewise the states of fear, self-loathing, and incontinence from tequila intake.
I would say that I'm surprised that Utah has so much beer consumption, but given all of those Mormons, those that aren't probably need extra to deal with them. Also, back in 2004 I was in a BYOB strip club when I spotted a former friend's father drinking a beer & tipping a dancer. That father was a bishop in the local Mormon community here in the Dallas, TX community at that time.