TEST Squadron ships... [game]

[SkippyLeDoo]

Living up to your name, I see.

 

[AntiSqueaker]

Sadly, he's our Designated Drunk AND our Designated Driver. We crash a lot. A LOT.

(jk don't drink and drive it's really awful and you might kill someone)

 

[Barthanes]

Phew. Not goonnsa like, my fe.low TESTies. I tried mixing ny ow bloody mayats tonight, amd they were going great.
And then I asnt feeling so good.
And then I was throwing up n he sink.
buth then it passed and I thought ogf TESTl.

I may look bak on this wwirh reget in he morning, bot it does not mstter - for I am TEST, behold my ranming capabiltty!!! Auroras fdo not simply crash; they destry heir suborninates!!!

Awesome..... simply awesome.
Don't drink and drive.
Do drink and post to TEST Squadron ships.

 

[Designated Drunk]

TEST squadron ships... something something hangover.

 

[Prothean]

TEST squadron ships... something something hangover.

What one space-potato say to other space-potato?

Premise ridiculous. Why have two space-potato?



How many TEST ships does take to change lightbulb?

25. One to install light, 24 to scoop ions from gas giant in 1-hour shift throughout day, but time probably better spend look for space-potato.



What happen if cross TEST ship and space-potato?

Is cruel joke. Please, no more.



TEST pilot's Aurora break down near space-farm. Go into barn, find space-farmer's daughter. She is of hot stuff! But is too late, already rape by Vanduul.

TEST pilot and ship fly into bar. Bartender ask, "Why long face?" TEST pilot say, "Is daughter, she sleep with Vanduul to fuel for Aurora."

 

[stefmor90]

What is a Test Squadron Ship? A miserable little pile of secrets?

 

[AntiSqueaker]

I used to be a Bengal Carrier like you.

Until I took a TEST Squadron Ship to the knee.

 

[RedOktober]

I used to be a Bengal Carrier like you.

Until I took a TEST Squadron Ship to the knee.

ಠ_ಠ

 

[stefmor90]

Looks like Test Squadron Ships are blasting off again!

 

[Prothean]

Test Squadron ships stole my sweetroll.

 

[BluChew]

Test Squadron ships stole my sweetroll.

Make fun of TEST's alcoholic mother and get... it... back!

 

[Prothean]

Make fun of TEST's alcoholic mother and get... it... back!

I did spit on the sweetroll before TEST took it. But then the TESTbot killed my cake.

 

[fxd]

TEST squadron ships tend to bend when lent or rent by a gent in Gent

 

[Cookie]

Test Squadron ships don't know how to make may-mays

 

[Crashtestdummy]

Insured by TEST
you hit me, TEST crashes you

 

[Barthanes]

Test squadron ships have lost their way with this thread.

 

[AntiSqueaker]

Test squadron ships have lost their way with this thread.

TEST Squadron ships are loose cannon cops on the edge who don't play by your "rules" maaaan. I'm 1 day from retirement and too old for this shit.

 

[Jack_Burton]

TEST Squadron ships May 30th, download soon.

 

[stefmor90]

TEST Squadron ships are W̵ͨͭͮ͒̋͌ͧ̈̔͋͑ͪͧ̉̒́͜͏̲̼͖̪H̿ͩ͂̉ͫ̊ͪ͐̊̅̐̎̈̏͏̸̦̥͈͡͝ͅA̛̰͙̗̬̠̺̦͂̏͐̂͂̓̋̌̑͟͜T͙̘̩̬̳̗̖̦̬̰̽ͮͮ̑͢͝ͅ ̨̜̹͙̻̟̙̞̮̜͇͈̦̘̪͕͖̗͑̽̏͑̅͛̀̚͘ͅH̷̴̶͕̩̤̳̗̙̻̘̻̰͚͚ͫ̆̌̇ͪͪ̾͊ͣ͋͊ͤͧ̏͋̔̊̕Ȧ̋ͥ̔̾ͯ̓͋̆́̆̉̏̀̇̚͏̲̬̹̹̺̰̩̼̹͖͢V̡̧͓̹̠̹͕̫̌ͫͫ̓͐ͩ̚͘ͅȨ̸̵͔̻̮̙̜͕̺̣̤̣͇̱̳̥̯͎̯ͨ̃̀͛ͥ̂̽ͩͣͨ̔́ͪ͢͡ͅ ̡̞͓͍ͯ̒ͦ́͌͆͋ͧ͞͡Y̵̵̨̳̩͉̤͙̌͛̉̆̏̾̊͗͘͢O̵̶͔͎̺̖̦̫͚͉͙͙͕̮̺ͨ̀͌ͭ̅͝U̵͔͓̣̮̰̠̺̞̣̙̽ͮ̑͂̾̋̐ͮ͐̔̔͆͑͗́̀͗ͨ͞ ̶̟̩̙̣͚̝̲͓͇̯̤̠͈̙̞͉̐ͥ̿̒ͦ̂̀͞D̶̢̆ͮ̍̉҉̻̜̰̫͎̮͈̜O̷͚̯̠̬̟̞̰̹̜̠͍͕̗̪̫̟̥̲ͬ̾͛̔̓͌ͮ̒̐̓ͮ͐ͦ͒̈́̿͌̚͘͟N̶̨̫̝̲͖͇̪̦̯͓͙̯̹͉̣̞͎̉̆ͣ̽̉͐ͦ̀͊̽̅͝E̢̨̖̙̖͚̼͚̞̲̗͍͎̜͖͉͕͗̓̓ͥ͑́̓ͣ̇̎͑̀̈́̽̂̔͘͘ ̸̫̣̮͍͓̹̭̝̖̘͓̰̞̤̺ͫ̇̔ͤͮ̾F̞̹̜̪̩͔ͤ̑͂́̆̓ͦ̓ͩͨ̈́ͬ͂͒̚̕͡͡Ļ̷̵̪̞̟̣̘̞̻̪͕̰͈̳͎̗̱̄ͦ́̔̓̌͛͜ͅI͂̆̽ͥ̽ͩ̏̃̃̋̽͜͡͏̵̜̘̜͔̤̹̱̺̗͍̦̥̝͖̱̩ͅͅP̵̶̟̼͍̹̘͔͕͇̰͔̼̦͔̪͓͖̣ͭ̉̏͛̇ͦ͑̕͠ͅP̗̠̣͇͖͙̪̻̆̆̐̍̀͡Ȇ͒ͬ͐̃̉̇̏̍ͥͩͦͧͯ̄ͩ̎̽̚҉̵̦̦̤̕ͅͅR̴̫̮̻͔͙͖̤̗͔̺͙̙̜̗̽ͫͭͩ̆̽̍̈́͊̿̑͒͋̕͠͡ͅ ̼̥̞̣̦̈́͆̈́̆̉͑ͦ́ͥ̽ͦ̏̔͊̀W̧̛͚͖̫̯̑̊̉ͫ͑̅ͮ̎̆̊Ḩ̱̘̝̱̥͈̣̮͍̲̥ͦ͂ͣ̓͂̍ͧ͐̆͗̓̏ͭͬ̑ͨͬ̒̽͝͞A̸̖͎͉̝͎͎̩͖̥͇̫̽̉ͪ̒̔̓ͯ̈̈́͌̎̚̚͝͞Ţ̴̪̙̪̼̠̙͚̪̤̟̞̺̪̯͈͖̦̠ͨ̿͑̌ͧ͛̈́̀ ̴̛̻̳̭̥̰̝̝͎̣̻͚͙̼̬̖͚͕̂̃̈́̎̈͑̒̊ͭ̇̀͛̽͂ͬ̄̀̈́͊̀̕͠Ḧ̡̦̳̤̹̟̈́̔̏̓̕͘A̛̗͖̝̳̗̲͕͇̮̮̼̲̭̖̫̤̓ͫ̋͋͛͐̐͛̃̐ͧ͡V̶̡̞̰̳̻͖͍̬̲̳̠̺̺̈ͤ̿͝ͅỄ̡͂͢͢͏͎͚͈̱̭̦͎̮̗͎̠͚͔͎̠̯̰̳ ̨̢͊̌͆͛̌̇̍ͬ̓̋ͩ̓ͤ̇͊̿ͣ͐̀͡҉̙̪͚̱̩̫̱͉̗̻̬̹̯̩̳͙̜ͅY͖̺̞̰̞͎̪̫͍̰͙͔̻̟̼ͬ͊̋̎̐́̀͢͞O͕̬̥̗̼̻̰̺̫̯͇̞̤̣̮̗̺̲̯͒̎̊͋̆̈̉̔̍ͩͧ̚̕͠Uͨ͋ͤ̊ͮͧ͂̍͏̪̭̰͖̮̲͍̝͉̙̣̖͓̹͕̘͚͘͢ͅ ̶̲̩̪̫̺͍̭͎̞̹̭̠͓̳̟̩̼̩̖͒͂ͭͦ͆̈́ͭͩ͝D̽̅ͨ̿̈ͭͮ̚͠҉̘̰͉̤̜͚͎̪̫̺̜̝̠̲̕͜Oͧ̂̒̓ͥ͋̃̿͗̽̉̒̚͏̶̧͏͈̣̰͖̥̘̩̬̲̻̤͙̘͔̘ͅÖ̡̺̣̮̩͙̼͔͖͎̮̻̩̠̅̾́̀͘͢Ö̫̫̗̩̰̪̞̰̝́̑ͨ̆͑ͣͤ̆̋ͬ̀͐̿́Ŏ̻̲̯̺̝̱͈̗̎̄͂̋̀̕͟ͅͅŅ̴̴̶̜̪̼͇̹̗̈́̊̑ͦĘ̲͇͕̪̣̥̝͕̲̹̮͆̏́̋̽ͩ͐͆͘

 

[Barthanes]

TEST Squadron ships are W̵ͨͭͮ͒̋͌ͧ̈̔͋͑ͪͧ̉̒́͜͏̲̼͖̪H̿ͩ͂̉ͫ̊ͪ͐̊̅̐̎̈̏͏̸̦̥͈͡͝ͅA̛̰͙̗̬̠̺̦͂̏͐̂͂̓̋̌̑͟͜T͙̘̩̬̳̗̖̦̬̰̽ͮͮ̑͢͝ͅ ̨̜̹͙̻̟̙̞̮̜͇͈̦̘̪͕͖̗͑̽̏͑̅͛̀̚͘ͅH̷̴̶͕̩̤̳̗̙̻̘̻̰͚͚ͫ̆̌̇ͪͪ̾͊ͣ͋͊ͤͧ̏͋̔̊̕Ȧ̋ͥ̔̾ͯ̓͋̆́̆̉̏̀̇̚͏̲̬̹̹̺̰̩̼̹͖͢V̡̧͓̹̠̹͕̫̌ͫͫ̓͐ͩ̚͘ͅȨ̸̵͔̻̮̙̜͕̺̣̤̣͇̱̳̥̯͎̯ͨ̃̀͛ͥ̂̽ͩͣͨ̔́ͪ͢͡ͅ ̡̞͓͍ͯ̒ͦ́͌͆͋ͧ͞͡Y̵̵̨̳̩͉̤͙̌͛̉̆̏̾̊͗͘͢O̵̶͔͎̺̖̦̫͚͉͙͙͕̮̺ͨ̀͌ͭ̅͝U̵͔͓̣̮̰̠̺̞̣̙̽ͮ̑͂̾̋̐ͮ͐̔̔͆͑͗́̀͗ͨ͞ ̶̟̩̙̣͚̝̲͓͇̯̤̠͈̙̞͉̐ͥ̿̒ͦ̂̀͞D̶̢̆ͮ̍̉҉̻̜̰̫͎̮͈̜O̷͚̯̠̬̟̞̰̹̜̠͍͕̗̪̫̟̥̲ͬ̾͛̔̓͌ͮ̒̐̓ͮ͐ͦ͒̈́̿͌̚͘͟N̶̨̫̝̲͖͇̪̦̯͓͙̯̹͉̣̞͎̉̆ͣ̽̉͐ͦ̀͊̽̅͝E̢̨̖̙̖͚̼͚̞̲̗͍͎̜͖͉͕͗̓̓ͥ͑́̓ͣ̇̎͑̀̈́̽̂̔͘͘ ̸̫̣̮͍͓̹̭̝̖̘͓̰̞̤̺ͫ̇̔ͤͮ̾F̞̹̜̪̩͔ͤ̑͂́̆̓ͦ̓ͩͨ̈́ͬ͂͒̚̕͡͡Ļ̷̵̪̞̟̣̘̞̻̪͕̰͈̳͎̗̱̄ͦ́̔̓̌͛͜ͅI͂̆̽ͥ̽ͩ̏̃̃̋̽͜͡͏̵̜̘̜͔̤̹̱̺̗͍̦̥̝͖̱̩ͅͅP̵̶̟̼͍̹̘͔͕͇̰͔̼̦͔̪͓͖̣ͭ̉̏͛̇ͦ͑̕͠ͅP̗̠̣͇͖͙̪̻̆̆̐̍̀͡Ȇ͒ͬ͐̃̉̇̏̍ͥͩͦͧͯ̄ͩ̎̽̚҉̵̦̦̤̕ͅͅR̴̫̮̻͔͙͖̤̗͔̺͙̙̜̗̽ͫͭͩ̆̽̍̈́͊̿̑͒͋̕͠͡ͅ ̼̥̞̣̦̈́͆̈́̆̉͑ͦ́ͥ̽ͦ̏̔͊̀W̧̛͚͖̫̯̑̊̉ͫ͑̅ͮ̎̆̊Ḩ̱̘̝̱̥͈̣̮͍̲̥ͦ͂ͣ̓͂̍ͧ͐̆͗̓̏ͭͬ̑ͨͬ̒̽͝͞A̸̖͎͉̝͎͎̩͖̥͇̫̽̉ͪ̒̔̓ͯ̈̈́͌̎̚̚͝͞Ţ̴̪̙̪̼̠̙͚̪̤̟̞̺̪̯͈͖̦̠ͨ̿͑̌ͧ͛̈́̀ ̴̛̻̳̭̥̰̝̝͎̣̻͚͙̼̬̖͚͕̂̃̈́̎̈͑̒̊ͭ̇̀͛̽͂ͬ̄̀̈́͊̀̕͠Ḧ̡̦̳̤̹̟̈́̔̏̓̕͘A̛̗͖̝̳̗̲͕͇̮̮̼̲̭̖̫̤̓ͫ̋͋͛͐̐͛̃̐ͧ͡V̶̡̞̰̳̻͖͍̬̲̳̠̺̺̈ͤ̿͝ͅỄ̡͂͢͢͏͎͚͈̱̭̦͎̮̗͎̠͚͔͎̠̯̰̳ ̨̢͊̌͆͛̌̇̍ͬ̓̋ͩ̓ͤ̇͊̿ͣ͐̀͡҉̙̪͚̱̩̫̱͉̗̻̬̹̯̩̳͙̜ͅY͖̺̞̰̞͎̪̫͍̰͙͔̻̟̼ͬ͊̋̎̐́̀͢͞O͕̬̥̗̼̻̰̺̫̯͇̞̤̣̮̗̺̲̯͒̎̊͋̆̈̉̔̍ͩͧ̚̕͠Uͨ͋ͤ̊ͮͧ͂̍͏̪̭̰͖̮̲͍̝͉̙̣̖͓̹͕̘͚͘͢ͅ ̶̲̩̪̫̺͍̭͎̞̹̭̠͓̳̟̩̼̩̖͒͂ͭͦ͆̈́ͭͩ͝D̽̅ͨ̿̈ͭͮ̚͠҉̘̰͉̤̜͚͎̪̫̺̜̝̠̲̕͜Oͧ̂̒̓ͥ͋̃̿͗̽̉̒̚͏̶̧͏͈̣̰͖̥̘̩̬̲̻̤͙̘͔̘ͅÖ̡̺̣̮̩͙̼͔͖͎̮̻̩̠̅̾́̀͘͢Ö̫̫̗̩̰̪̞̰̝́̑ͨ̆͑ͣͤ̆̋ͬ̀͐̿́Ŏ̻̲̯̺̝̱͈̗̎̄͂̋̀̕͟ͅͅŅ̴̴̶̜̪̼͇̹̗̈́̊̑ͦĘ̲͇͕̪̣̥̝͕̲̹̮͆̏́̋̽ͩ͐͆͘

TEST squadron ships have cracked your cypher.