TEST Squadron ships... [game]

AntiSqueaker

Space Marshal
Apr 23, 2014
2,157
5,559
2,920
RSI Handle
Anti-Squeaker
Sadly, he's our Designated Drunk AND our Designated Driver. We crash a lot. A LOT.

(jk don't drink and drive it's really awful and you might kill someone)
 

Barthanes

Admiral
Nov 10, 2013
426
310
830
RSI Handle
BarthanesGraves
Phew. Not goonnsa like, my fe.low TESTies. I tried mixing ny ow bloody mayats tonight, amd they were going great.
And then I asnt feeling so good.
And then I was throwing up n he sink.
buth then it passed and I thought ogf TESTl.

I may look bak on this wwirh reget in he morning, bot it does not mstter - for I am TEST, behold my ranming capabiltty!!! Auroras fdo not simply crash; they destry heir suborninates!!!
Awesome..... simply awesome.
Don't drink and drive.
Do drink and post to TEST Squadron ships.
 

Prothean

Lieutenant
Apr 24, 2014
88
22
95
RSI Handle
Prothean051
TEST squadron ships... something something hangover.
What one space-potato say to other space-potato?

Premise ridiculous. Why have two space-potato?



How many TEST ships does take to change lightbulb?

25. One to install light, 24 to scoop ions from gas giant in 1-hour shift throughout day, but time probably better spend look for space-potato.



What happen if cross TEST ship and space-potato?

Is cruel joke. Please, no more.



TEST pilot's Aurora break down near space-farm. Go into barn, find space-farmer's daughter. She is of hot stuff! But is too late, already rape by Vanduul.

TEST pilot and ship fly into bar. Bartender ask, "Why long face?" TEST pilot say, "Is daughter, she sleep with Vanduul to fuel for Aurora."
 

fxd

Lieutenant
May 13, 2014
15
0
85
RSI Handle
FxD
TEST squadron ships tend to bend when lent or rent by a gent in Gent
 

stefmor90

Vice Admiral
Mar 10, 2014
94
69
530
RSI Handle
Valihanth
TEST Squadron ships are W̵ͨͭͮ͒̋͌ͧ̈̔͋͑ͪͧ̉̒́͜͏̲̼͖̪H̿ͩ͂̉ͫ̊ͪ͐̊̅̐̎̈̏͏̸̦̥͈͡͝ͅA̛̰͙̗̬̠̺̦͂̏͐̂͂̓̋̌̑͟͜T͙̘̩̬̳̗̖̦̬̰̽ͮͮ̑͢͝ͅ ̨̜̹͙̻̟̙̞̮̜͇͈̦̘̪͕͖̗͑̽̏͑̅͛̀̚͘ͅH̷̴̶͕̩̤̳̗̙̻̘̻̰͚͚ͫ̆̌̇ͪͪ̾͊ͣ͋͊ͤͧ̏͋̔̊̕Ȧ̋ͥ̔̾ͯ̓͋̆́̆̉̏̀̇̚͏̲̬̹̹̺̰̩̼̹͖͢V̡̧͓̹̠̹͕̫̌ͫͫ̓͐ͩ̚͘ͅȨ̸̵͔̻̮̙̜͕̺̣̤̣͇̱̳̥̯͎̯ͨ̃̀͛ͥ̂̽ͩͣͨ̔́ͪ͢͡ͅ ̡̞͓͍ͯ̒ͦ́͌͆͋ͧ͞͡Y̵̵̨̳̩͉̤͙̌͛̉̆̏̾̊͗͘͢O̵̶͔͎̺̖̦̫͚͉͙͙͕̮̺ͨ̀͌ͭ̅͝U̵͔͓̣̮̰̠̺̞̣̙̽ͮ̑͂̾̋̐ͮ͐̔̔͆͑͗́̀͗ͨ͞ ̶̟̩̙̣͚̝̲͓͇̯̤̠͈̙̞͉̐ͥ̿̒ͦ̂̀͞D̶̢̆ͮ̍̉҉̻̜̰̫͎̮͈̜O̷͚̯̠̬̟̞̰̹̜̠͍͕̗̪̫̟̥̲ͬ̾͛̔̓͌ͮ̒̐̓ͮ͐ͦ͒̈́̿͌̚͘͟N̶̨̫̝̲͖͇̪̦̯͓͙̯̹͉̣̞͎̉̆ͣ̽̉͐ͦ̀͊̽̅͝E̢̨̖̙̖͚̼͚̞̲̗͍͎̜͖͉͕͗̓̓ͥ͑́̓ͣ̇̎͑̀̈́̽̂̔͘͘ ̸̫̣̮͍͓̹̭̝̖̘͓̰̞̤̺ͫ̇̔ͤͮ̾F̞̹̜̪̩͔ͤ̑͂́̆̓ͦ̓ͩͨ̈́ͬ͂͒̚̕͡͡Ļ̷̵̪̞̟̣̘̞̻̪͕̰͈̳͎̗̱̄ͦ́̔̓̌͛͜ͅI͂̆̽ͥ̽ͩ̏̃̃̋̽͜͡͏̵̜̘̜͔̤̹̱̺̗͍̦̥̝͖̱̩ͅͅP̵̶̟̼͍̹̘͔͕͇̰͔̼̦͔̪͓͖̣ͭ̉̏͛̇ͦ͑̕͠ͅP̗̠̣͇͖͙̪̻̆̆̐̍̀͡Ȇ͒ͬ͐̃̉̇̏̍ͥͩͦͧͯ̄ͩ̎̽̚҉̵̦̦̤̕ͅͅR̴̫̮̻͔͙͖̤̗͔̺͙̙̜̗̽ͫͭͩ̆̽̍̈́͊̿̑͒͋̕͠͡ͅ ̼̥̞̣̦̈́͆̈́̆̉͑ͦ́ͥ̽ͦ̏̔͊̀W̧̛͚͖̫̯̑̊̉ͫ͑̅ͮ̎̆̊Ḩ̱̘̝̱̥͈̣̮͍̲̥ͦ͂ͣ̓͂̍ͧ͐̆͗̓̏ͭͬ̑ͨͬ̒̽͝͞A̸̖͎͉̝͎͎̩͖̥͇̫̽̉ͪ̒̔̓ͯ̈̈́͌̎̚̚͝͞Ţ̴̪̙̪̼̠̙͚̪̤̟̞̺̪̯͈͖̦̠ͨ̿͑̌ͧ͛̈́̀ ̴̛̻̳̭̥̰̝̝͎̣̻͚͙̼̬̖͚͕̂̃̈́̎̈͑̒̊ͭ̇̀͛̽͂ͬ̄̀̈́͊̀̕͠Ḧ̡̦̳̤̹̟̈́̔̏̓̕͘A̛̗͖̝̳̗̲͕͇̮̮̼̲̭̖̫̤̓ͫ̋͋͛͐̐͛̃̐ͧ͡V̶̡̞̰̳̻͖͍̬̲̳̠̺̺̈ͤ̿͝ͅỄ̡͂͢͢͏͎͚͈̱̭̦͎̮̗͎̠͚͔͎̠̯̰̳ ̨̢͊̌͆͛̌̇̍ͬ̓̋ͩ̓ͤ̇͊̿ͣ͐̀͡҉̙̪͚̱̩̫̱͉̗̻̬̹̯̩̳͙̜ͅY͖̺̞̰̞͎̪̫͍̰͙͔̻̟̼ͬ͊̋̎̐́̀͢͞O͕̬̥̗̼̻̰̺̫̯͇̞̤̣̮̗̺̲̯͒̎̊͋̆̈̉̔̍ͩͧ̚̕͠Uͨ͋ͤ̊ͮͧ͂̍͏̪̭̰͖̮̲͍̝͉̙̣̖͓̹͕̘͚͘͢ͅ ̶̲̩̪̫̺͍̭͎̞̹̭̠͓̳̟̩̼̩̖͒͂ͭͦ͆̈́ͭͩ͝D̽̅ͨ̿̈ͭͮ̚͠҉̘̰͉̤̜͚͎̪̫̺̜̝̠̲̕͜Oͧ̂̒̓ͥ͋̃̿͗̽̉̒̚͏̶̧͏͈̣̰͖̥̘̩̬̲̻̤͙̘͔̘ͅÖ̡̺̣̮̩͙̼͔͖͎̮̻̩̠̅̾́̀͘͢Ö̫̫̗̩̰̪̞̰̝́̑ͨ̆͑ͣͤ̆̋ͬ̀͐̿́Ŏ̻̲̯̺̝̱͈̗̎̄͂̋̀̕͟ͅͅŅ̴̴̶̜̪̼͇̹̗̈́̊̑ͦĘ̲͇͕̪̣̥̝͕̲̹̮͆̏́̋̽ͩ͐͆͘
 

Barthanes

Admiral
Nov 10, 2013
426
310
830
RSI Handle
BarthanesGraves
TEST Squadron ships are W̵ͨͭͮ͒̋͌ͧ̈̔͋͑ͪͧ̉̒́͜͏̲̼͖̪H̿ͩ͂̉ͫ̊ͪ͐̊̅̐̎̈̏͏̸̦̥͈͡͝ͅA̛̰͙̗̬̠̺̦͂̏͐̂͂̓̋̌̑͟͜T͙̘̩̬̳̗̖̦̬̰̽ͮͮ̑͢͝ͅ ̨̜̹͙̻̟̙̞̮̜͇͈̦̘̪͕͖̗͑̽̏͑̅͛̀̚͘ͅH̷̴̶͕̩̤̳̗̙̻̘̻̰͚͚ͫ̆̌̇ͪͪ̾͊ͣ͋͊ͤͧ̏͋̔̊̕Ȧ̋ͥ̔̾ͯ̓͋̆́̆̉̏̀̇̚͏̲̬̹̹̺̰̩̼̹͖͢V̡̧͓̹̠̹͕̫̌ͫͫ̓͐ͩ̚͘ͅȨ̸̵͔̻̮̙̜͕̺̣̤̣͇̱̳̥̯͎̯ͨ̃̀͛ͥ̂̽ͩͣͨ̔́ͪ͢͡ͅ ̡̞͓͍ͯ̒ͦ́͌͆͋ͧ͞͡Y̵̵̨̳̩͉̤͙̌͛̉̆̏̾̊͗͘͢O̵̶͔͎̺̖̦̫͚͉͙͙͕̮̺ͨ̀͌ͭ̅͝U̵͔͓̣̮̰̠̺̞̣̙̽ͮ̑͂̾̋̐ͮ͐̔̔͆͑͗́̀͗ͨ͞ ̶̟̩̙̣͚̝̲͓͇̯̤̠͈̙̞͉̐ͥ̿̒ͦ̂̀͞D̶̢̆ͮ̍̉҉̻̜̰̫͎̮͈̜O̷͚̯̠̬̟̞̰̹̜̠͍͕̗̪̫̟̥̲ͬ̾͛̔̓͌ͮ̒̐̓ͮ͐ͦ͒̈́̿͌̚͘͟N̶̨̫̝̲͖͇̪̦̯͓͙̯̹͉̣̞͎̉̆ͣ̽̉͐ͦ̀͊̽̅͝E̢̨̖̙̖͚̼͚̞̲̗͍͎̜͖͉͕͗̓̓ͥ͑́̓ͣ̇̎͑̀̈́̽̂̔͘͘ ̸̫̣̮͍͓̹̭̝̖̘͓̰̞̤̺ͫ̇̔ͤͮ̾F̞̹̜̪̩͔ͤ̑͂́̆̓ͦ̓ͩͨ̈́ͬ͂͒̚̕͡͡Ļ̷̵̪̞̟̣̘̞̻̪͕̰͈̳͎̗̱̄ͦ́̔̓̌͛͜ͅI͂̆̽ͥ̽ͩ̏̃̃̋̽͜͡͏̵̜̘̜͔̤̹̱̺̗͍̦̥̝͖̱̩ͅͅP̵̶̟̼͍̹̘͔͕͇̰͔̼̦͔̪͓͖̣ͭ̉̏͛̇ͦ͑̕͠ͅP̗̠̣͇͖͙̪̻̆̆̐̍̀͡Ȇ͒ͬ͐̃̉̇̏̍ͥͩͦͧͯ̄ͩ̎̽̚҉̵̦̦̤̕ͅͅR̴̫̮̻͔͙͖̤̗͔̺͙̙̜̗̽ͫͭͩ̆̽̍̈́͊̿̑͒͋̕͠͡ͅ ̼̥̞̣̦̈́͆̈́̆̉͑ͦ́ͥ̽ͦ̏̔͊̀W̧̛͚͖̫̯̑̊̉ͫ͑̅ͮ̎̆̊Ḩ̱̘̝̱̥͈̣̮͍̲̥ͦ͂ͣ̓͂̍ͧ͐̆͗̓̏ͭͬ̑ͨͬ̒̽͝͞A̸̖͎͉̝͎͎̩͖̥͇̫̽̉ͪ̒̔̓ͯ̈̈́͌̎̚̚͝͞Ţ̴̪̙̪̼̠̙͚̪̤̟̞̺̪̯͈͖̦̠ͨ̿͑̌ͧ͛̈́̀ ̴̛̻̳̭̥̰̝̝͎̣̻͚͙̼̬̖͚͕̂̃̈́̎̈͑̒̊ͭ̇̀͛̽͂ͬ̄̀̈́͊̀̕͠Ḧ̡̦̳̤̹̟̈́̔̏̓̕͘A̛̗͖̝̳̗̲͕͇̮̮̼̲̭̖̫̤̓ͫ̋͋͛͐̐͛̃̐ͧ͡V̶̡̞̰̳̻͖͍̬̲̳̠̺̺̈ͤ̿͝ͅỄ̡͂͢͢͏͎͚͈̱̭̦͎̮̗͎̠͚͔͎̠̯̰̳ ̨̢͊̌͆͛̌̇̍ͬ̓̋ͩ̓ͤ̇͊̿ͣ͐̀͡҉̙̪͚̱̩̫̱͉̗̻̬̹̯̩̳͙̜ͅY͖̺̞̰̞͎̪̫͍̰͙͔̻̟̼ͬ͊̋̎̐́̀͢͞O͕̬̥̗̼̻̰̺̫̯͇̞̤̣̮̗̺̲̯͒̎̊͋̆̈̉̔̍ͩͧ̚̕͠Uͨ͋ͤ̊ͮͧ͂̍͏̪̭̰͖̮̲͍̝͉̙̣̖͓̹͕̘͚͘͢ͅ ̶̲̩̪̫̺͍̭͎̞̹̭̠͓̳̟̩̼̩̖͒͂ͭͦ͆̈́ͭͩ͝D̽̅ͨ̿̈ͭͮ̚͠҉̘̰͉̤̜͚͎̪̫̺̜̝̠̲̕͜Oͧ̂̒̓ͥ͋̃̿͗̽̉̒̚͏̶̧͏͈̣̰͖̥̘̩̬̲̻̤͙̘͔̘ͅÖ̡̺̣̮̩͙̼͔͖͎̮̻̩̠̅̾́̀͘͢Ö̫̫̗̩̰̪̞̰̝́̑ͨ̆͑ͣͤ̆̋ͬ̀͐̿́Ŏ̻̲̯̺̝̱͈̗̎̄͂̋̀̕͟ͅͅŅ̴̴̶̜̪̼͇̹̗̈́̊̑ͦĘ̲͇͕̪̣̥̝͕̲̹̮͆̏́̋̽ͩ͐͆͘
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