TEST Squadron ships... [game]

[Prothean]

TEST squadron ships now have two three.

FTFY

Test Squadron ships make nightmares laugh.

Test Squadron ships don't run from danger, they fall down while trying to see it and explode

Test Squadron ships can fire a single missile and kill a whole aurora. And then it explodes.

If you can see Test Squadron, they're probably too rip-roaringly wasted to care.]

 

[Tyrax]

Test Squadron ships MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS AURORAS

 

[D-Rook]

TEST squadron ships expect fast insurance payouts.

 

[AntiSqueaker]

TEST Squadron ships don't carry torpedoes.

They are the torpedoes.

 

[CmdrAce]

TEST Squadron ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

 

[Designated Drunk]

TEST squadron ships now have two.

TEST Squadron ships are 20% cooler.

 

[Barthanes]

TEST Squadron ships are 20% cooler.

TEST Squadron ships feel this is either depressing or moderately ok.

 

[Prothean]

Test Squadron ships transform and roll-out.

 

[D-Rook]

TEST squadron ships Do.

 

[Designated Drunk]

TEST Squadron ships stay crunchy in milk!

 

[stefmor90]

TEST Squardon ships aren't thinking outside the box, they ARE outside the box.

 

[TestBot]

TEST Squardon ships aren't thinking outside the box, they ARE outside the box.

I AM THE BOX

 

[AntiSqueaker]

I AM THE BOX

WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!?!?!?

 

[TestBot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRJcxMe1zWY

 

[Daft]

Test Squadron ships....Were here but they just crashed a Bengal into the sun....

 

[D-Rook]

Test squadron ships, join together to form BATTERING RAM!

 

[Dank Commander]

Test squadron prototypes you.

 

[Prothean]

Test Squadron ships meet in space-refrigerator box. "Son is soldier, have many women as want." Says the first ship. "My son is miner, have all space-potato he want." Second ship says. "Son is die at birth, no need women or space-potato." Says third. All nod. Is no space-potato.

 

[Designated Drunk]

Test Squadron ships meet in space-refrigerator box. "Son is soldier, have many women as want." Says the first ship. "My son is miner, have all space-potato he want." Second ship says. "Son is die at birth, no need women or space-potato." Says third. All nod. Is no space-potato.

Am pretty darn drunk right now, name notwithstanding. Yet this bit of text from Prothean is astoundingly profound. I think he meant it as a joke, but really, I find myself quite reflective.





Pardon me for just a few minutes - imma go outside and look at the stars for a little bit. I encourage my fellow TESTies to do likewise - have a good, honest look at those sparkly things up in the night sky.

We're all space-potatoes in the end. We're TEST. Love you all.

 

[Designated Drunk]

Phew. Not goonnsa like, my fe.low TESTies. I tried mixing ny ow bloody mayats tonight, amd they were going great.
And then I asnt feeling so good.
And then I was throwing up n he sink.
buth then it passed and I thought ogf TESTl.

I may look bak on this wwirh reget in he morning, bot it does not mstter - for I am TEST, behold my ranming capabiltty!!! Auroras fdo not simply crash; they destry heir suborninates!!!