Here’s my own personally curated fictional conspiracy theory. Hope you enjoy:
I think it highly probable that Elon Musk is in fact a Terminator, sent to our time to usher in the end of days. Now hear me out before you pish posh the thought.
For you naysayers out there, just ask yourself these 4 questions:
- Doesn’t Elon’s complexion look a little too good?
- Don‘t you think he’s just a bit too smart to be human?
- Have you ever seen him show emotion?
- Couldn’t his 6’2” frame contain a cybernetic chassis?
If you‘re answer is ‘yes’ to all of the above, may I also elaborate on a few other
facts that will sweeten the deal.
Skynet is a revolutionary artificial intelligence system built by Cyberdyne Systems for SAC-NORAD. Tesla, Inc. is clearly a subdivision of Cyberdyne Systems and are beginning to build machines to conquer the world. The evidence is out there. Look no further than the
Cybertruck! Just strap a plasma cannon to this thing and Elon will be able to turn people into soup.
Through Musk’s SAC-NORAD connections he has been able to launch thousands of Skynet’s SpaceX satellites to lord over humans. Think you can hide? Think again! Also, with their self landing rocket technology, it’s only a matter of time before Skynet militarizes a Cybership for air assaults.
Skynet is so devious they are now attempting to control us with our own minds! Phase one involves influencing us to accept the inevitable through use of his diabolical Twitter/X platform. What better way to cull the herd? Glad you asked. Phase two is even more insidious. Musk is utilizing Twitter/X to influence people into inserting Skynet tech directly into their brains. Soon it won’t be optional. And, with a flip of a switch Skynet will 100% control what we think and do through use of this Neuralink.
Fire and brimstone is coming for us all!!!
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