Thread for filling in the gaps!

[WarrenPeace]

Once upon a 'verse I flew into the void without turning off the stove, and my hot knives got burnt. I looked around for a pair of pants that I could pass off as Cats Pajama's cat's pajama's. Sadly all of my laundry had been stolen by Seung to use for his sick and perverse adventures in KoreaLand. However Montoya fondled his bald head, glad that nobody questioned because he screamed "Autobots, transform and roll out!"

 

[maynard]

Once upon a 'verse I flew into the void without turning off the stove, and my hot knives got burnt. I looked around for a pair of pants that I could pass off as Cats Pajama's cat's pajama's. Sadly all of my laundry had been stolen by Seung to use for his sick and perverse adventures in KoreaLand. However Montoya fondled his bald head, glad that nobody questioned because he screamed"Autobots, transform and roll out!"

Reading this, I thought, "Cool story, bro!" and then

 

[Promeathean]

Once upon a 'verse I flew into the void without turning off the stove, and my hot knives got burnt. I looked around for a pair of pants that I could pass off as Cats Pajama's cat's pajama's. Sadly all of my laundry had been stolen by Seung to use for his sick and perverse adventures in KoreaLand. However Montoya fondled his bald head, glad that nobody questioned because he screamed"Autobots, transform and roll out!"

Reading this, I thought, "Cool story, bro!" and then dank memes were

 

[KKDish King of all dishes]

Once upon a 'verse I flew into the void without turning off the stove, and my hot knives got burnt. I looked around for a pair of pants that I could pass off as Cats Pajama's cat's pajama's. Sadly all of my laundry had been stolen by Seung to use for his sick and perverse adventures in KoreaLand. However Montoya fondled his bald head, glad that nobody questioned because he screamed"Autobots, transform and roll out!"

Reading this, I thought, "Cool story, bro!" and then dank memes were #420blazeit

 

[Snakey]

New one!

Begins with the following:

It is important to note

 

[Kremlin Kommander]

It is important to note that marriage is the leading cause of divorce; however

 

[aLumberingOx]

It is important to note that marriage is the leading cause of divorce; however cheese is the sticky substance that binds

 

[GeneticPredator]

It is important to note that marriage is the leading cause of divorce; however cheese is the sticky substance that binds bacon

 

[AntiSqueaker]

It is important to note that marriage is the leading cause of divorce; however cheese is the sticky substance that binds bacon to

 

[Promeathean]

It is important to note that marriage is the leading cause of divorce; however cheese is the sticky substance that binds bacon to dank memes

 

[KKDish King of all dishes]

It is important to note that marriage is the leading cause of divorce; however cheese is the sticky substance that binds bacon to dank memes in which