Perhaps you have to clean up after your pet Turtles.
Turd option in personal inventory
- Thread starter NaffNaffBobFace
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Well, it depends. They have no problem dropping a shit in their pants, or in the middle of the living room floor, but getting them to understand that the toilet is the most ideal place to leave a shit can be a challenge sometimes.
I'm enjoying the reviews:
One star:
"Picture of man smoking and pooping. Really is that required in childrens poop book?"
One star:
"illustrations are very poor, and kinda gross."
One star:
"Illustrations were not engaging - 23rd. Old grandson wad not interested"
One star:
"This book is weird."
Five stars:
"...We threw a small party for him..." (after child successfully went for a dump after reading the book)
Well... I do like parties...
Advice: Don't buy brown toys when having small kids around.
So many things look like shit, but taste like candy... how's a kid to know the difference unless they can experiment? And how are they supposed to figure out that the brown stuff that feels kinda good in their pants, is not so good for drawing on walls? We have to let them learn the way kids learn sometimes, you can't protect them from everything or they grow up not knowing good from not good.
There are many ways to be evil, Tide Pods is one of them.
I wonder if it has to do with geology or planting, poop works good with growing stuff!!