We Have Our First Confirmed Dedicated Medic!

[Black Sunder]

Yes thats right. As of this night Gorshum has accepted becoming our first dedicated combat Medic with his newest Cutlass Red that has been added to his hangar(that I may have gifted to him on the spot when he was talking about not having the money for one due to being out of work. TEST has his back).

So everyone join me in thanking Gorshum for taking on this awesome responsibility. I'm sure all our livers will benefit for his future experience in patching us up to this song. And now this song because I'm on a Guardians kick lately.

 

[CrashMan054]

Thanks! Due to the fact that this is TEST, you'll have a ton of crash-related casualties! Good luck!

 

[Parrottmath]

That is great Black Sunder. Very generous of you. Congrats Gorshum.

 

[Gorshum]

Thank you again man, I promise to put this ship to great use in the name of Test! Huzzah!

 

[Liquor_and_ores]

Sweet, congrats on the Cut Red man !

its going to smell like alcohol barfs pretty quick, so you better stock up on freebreeze and paper towel

 

[WarrenPeace]

Congratulations, and I look forward to begging your help!

 

[Civil Hypocricy]

THANK YOU GORSHUM AND BLACK SUNDER! Now that I'm over that yelling spree, I'll be in there a lot, do I have to pay anything?

 

[Gorshum]

THANK YOU GORSHUM AND BLACK SUNDER! Now that I'm over that yelling spree, I'll be in there a lot, do I have to pay anything?

This opportunity was given to me by the generosity of test, I do not plan to charge anyone in test for saving their lives, if at all possible. I might ask for a little fuel though if it's really far away just so I can get back. Also try to projectile vomit towards the trash, not the beds ._.

 

[Dalarast]

Doc... I will need plenty of IVs standing by to help recover from being blackout drunk.

Ummmm... don't know what else I need a medic for unless you make some good cocktails too.

 

[svenrichter]

Doc, I think I'm in need for a full prostate exam... also i got these weird dimples on my balls. Can you check those as well?

 

[Rainshine]

The amount of human innards you are responsible for wiping up in this org is TOO DAMN HIGH!

 

[JoeCool4433]

We're gonna need more meat shields to put him through the paces!

 

[Nuke]

We're gonna need more meat shields to put him through the paces!

As a professional meat shield (i play a tank or front line grunt in every game i play) he will have plenty of work to do, you will probably be seeing a lot of me Gorshum

 

[Liquor_and_ores]

I better not wake up in your ship like I did in vegas... in a bathtub of ice, missing organs

 

[JoeCool4433]

I better not wake up in your ship like I did in vegas... in a bathtub of ice, missing organs

You forgot the sound of Huey Lewis and the News playing "Its Hip to Be Square"

 

[Montoya]

Cutlass Red that has been added to his hangar(that I may have gifted to him on the spot

I find this to be an extremely selfish and self serving act.

We all know Sunder is by far the worst pilot here. He simply wants Gorsh to follow him around and revive him every 5min.

 

[CrashMan054]

I find this to be an extremely selfish and self serving act.

We all know Sunder is by far the worst pilot here. He simply wants Gorsh to follow him around and revive him every 5min.

Hey, as long as one of us is with him, it's technically selfless.

 

[Black Sunder]

I find this to be an extremely selfish and self serving act.

We all know Sunder is by far the worst pilot here. He simply wants Gorsh to follow him around and revive him every 5min.

And it WORKED! :)

I am literally the worst pilot because I can't even play AC yet due to insufficient computer hardware.

 

[Liquor_and_ores]

And it WORKED! :)

I am literally the worst pilot because I can't even play AC yet due to insufficient computer hardware.

pour water on it, they say liquid cooling helps comupters run faster !

 

[CaptainRichard]

FUCK, I'M HIT!

MEDIC!!!