What's a good analogy for joining TEST Squadron?

Mich Angel

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We never do things in right order that's way too predictable.
We're TEST Squadron BEST Squardon... where's my beer?
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I don't have a clue what I'm doing... But I'm having fun!
 
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Joining test : It's like making a flat pack table, with instructions in Klingon and no pictures. You start out trying to make a table, and end up with a peice of modern art.
 
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- Take over enemy headquarter -
Plan A:Sneak up to a Javelin alone with a Aurora demanding them to surrend... humm... ..der !?

That sounded a lot better in my head....
Where's my ship! Who have my beer!?

Plan B: Sneak up to a Javelin alone with a.... wasn't this plan A?

Where's my beer!?

TEST Squadron BEST Squardon!
 
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I don't think any analogy could truly do justice to what being in TEST is like. Fact 1: Membership is a melting pot of every type of ... person. Fact 2: Membership consists of some of the best pilots in SC as well as many of some of the worst pilots in SC. lol. Fact 3: Mods let us do pretty much whatever we want.. almost. Fact 4: We have over 44 javs among active users. worthless fact in context but throwing it in anyway Fact 5: Our Discord is always lit and entertaining and socially awkward.

How do you anal-ogize such a beautiful contradiction?
 
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TEST Squardon is that guy we all know who says "Hey, what does this button do?" then presses it before anyone can tell him not to...

...what do you mean you don't know a guy like that...?

...If you don't know a guy like that...

....you are that guy! Welcome to TEST! You'll fit right in!
 
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Flying with TEST is like coming up with a good analogy: Few hours and a six-pack of beer later, your head hurts and you realize you've achieved nothing.
 
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Joining Test is like having a wife and kids who force you to make a lemonade stand instead of a cool flight sim setup.
It hurts deep inside, but you wouldn't change any of it to save your soul.
 
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Bruttle said:
It's like waking up one day and realizing that you used to be a ninja secret agent supersoldier that got their memory wiped by this shadow organization that is trying to take over the world and only you can reassemble the secret squardon that can save the planet from a terrible dystopian future full of big brother conspiracies made a reality by the aforementioned shadowy, devious group. Yep.
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You had that dream too?

Thugari said:
the Keg of Knowledge
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Much better than a Magic Eight ball.
 
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