DarthMatter
Space Marshal
Even the light-weight version?
When you're sad and only Montoya can cheer you up...
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And how about sending montoya to the around the verse studio thingy
WOW! This is much more effective than ordering a Montoya RealDoll like I did.
Smart man!
Smart man!
Did you get the deluxe model with the vacuum suck action?
Bigcracker
Space Marshal
It's like photo shopping Gandhi at an all you can eat Chinese buffet, but I feel something should be done for the lolz :D
So you have never looked in a mirror?
Gawd... everyone knows how mad for Pizza Hut Gandhi was.
He sees you when you're sleeping. he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so don't jack off for goodness sake.
Takeiteasy
Space Marshal
Every bar citizen will have one of these. They will be present at charity events and soon we can elect them for parliament(Congress) and he will RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
Now I want someone to bring 50 of these to Citizencon and line them up in a 25x2 deep formation.
We need a Montoya doppelganger division.
My God. I can think of about 200 uses for this. All involve alcohol. And one or two involve a man thong.
post it on the internets, someone will make porn of it...
Bonus picture:
Cartoya watching me from the balcony
Cartoya watching me from the balcony
Hey I'm gonna have screaming nightmares and I only saw it online here.
MMm, heresy chocolates are the best?
Fuck what a great idea. Bring fifty or so there to reinforce the idea that CIG and Test do not have an insider agreement going on. Or better yet. can anyone find a place to make Montoya masks to pull over ones head. Two or three dozen spies wearing them at Citizencon would be a serious mind fuck.
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Frisbeerocker
Commissar
So we actually talked about this one. It would be pretty expensive. And we aren't all made of money.
Takeiteasy
Space Marshal
Way to go too far, I mean creating a cardboard cutout of Montoya is one thing but non-alcoholic beer... What's that about?