I live by the principle "The shit that goes on in your ship stays in your ship."
You know, we should get @hasgaha to help make a trailer for a TEST sqdn horror movie production called "The Evil Space Terror" or better known as that TEST movie. Could take place on a Reclaimer or a Starfarer. Think of all the fun we could have terrorizing our victim, er, I mean protagonist of the movie. . . . MWUAHAHAHAHA.
Yes I seem to have flashbacks to overly posh lifts that will only allow you to drag one body in at a time as the doors are too fast?!?!
Covid Zeta virus, now specific to killing people who look like the next American Eagle/ Gap or cologne model...Sometime weird things happen...
Like this crowded hospital... Not enough beds it seems
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All those poor souls are about to crash the server ^^
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Or a movie about a drunken TESTie that filled up on Tevarin buritos before taking a trip to some remote location in his Cutty Black, only for a random emptied TEST keg to damage his comms & jump drive making him have to get to his destination with his thrusters ... and then mother nature starts calling. Which will be more terrifying, the horror of holding it in, or the smell once the nightmare has been released.
If only the cutty had something he could sit on and take a crap. I feel like I've seen something like that on other ships, a device for crapping in. Oh if only I could remember.
Unless I am very much mistaken on other ships it's a wall mounted metal hoop you can sling a trash bag from. You then tie the bag off and throw it out the window.
