Its not so bad.
You just have to watch where you go, what you touch, what you eat, and where you sleep.
And most likely where you sit down, and where you swim.
I think that's it
So, basically West Texas. Got it.
I think he is attempting to say it makes West Texas look like a baby animal petting zoo.
Seems to me, that we true Texans are able to feel at home just about anywhere based on these invites. LoLNot the only place with crazy flora and fauna.
For Example, in Panama there are trees, animals, snakes, frogs, bees, and even caterpillars that are all trying to maim or kill you (or in the case of bats, form a line to take turns drinking your blood while you sleep.) Oh, and sharks, and crocodiles...