...you are not able to cycle when being drunk...
...or even more worse: not able to drink a beer when its given to you - for free!
...or even more worse: not able to drink a beer when its given to you - for free!
You know you are NO TRUE TESTie, when...
- Thread starter AstroSam
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I used to have allot of practice riding bicycle while drunk, some scars are still visible, but I never broke a bone.
I used to have allot of practice riding bicycle while drunk, some scars are still visible, but I never broke a bone.
There goes Sam, questioning my manhood again...
Me too! MIght need some trianing wheels fella
I once went home from drinking (a lot) with a colleague at work.. couldn't remember how I got home.. turns out I inline skated home.
(I used to go to work on my skates =)
(I used to go to work on my skates =)
Glad that I could help :D :D :D
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
Bicycles are a terrible mode of transportation for TESTies anyways. It severely limits the capacity of alcohol you can take with you. The future will be full of piss-drunk people arguing with one-another while leaning out the windows of their self-driving cars.
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
I have never been more delighted to stand corrected!*cough*
Need.*cough*
Can I melt a ship out two for this?
Is that our fearless leader trying to ride that bike? My glasses are a little dirty.
Scars??? Oh that's where I got them from.
Seems rather logical to me. The longer you pedal, the thirstier you get. And if you go pedal long enough, you could negate the calories of the beer you consume. A win-win if you ask me.
Won't get me at home, unless it is motorized or emty, too much hills here in the south :(*cough*
If you look very carefully at the steer, (zoom in) then you will notice that this ancient cargo bike doesn't has gears (also no lights). If there are no crates behind the ones shown, then you would have 9 crates, each with (this is a assumption) 18x 0.5 litre is 9 litres of beer, without the bottles or crate, 2 empty crates. This comes down to 63 litres of beer. An empty bottle approximately weighs 0.4 kg. That is almost as much as the beer.
A rough estimate would be 126 kg, without gear.......... Good luck hill up when not sober :D, I surely hope that the brakes are good.