CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
My name is @CrudeSasquatch and I'm a boreal forest ninja.
I currently reside in @Blind Owl's basement, because loggers done went and stole my land!
I used to make water for fracturing oil wells, nice an' slick with lots of oil and chemicals water. We poured these big buckets in, and it would boil and roil, and.... and sometimes it exploded. Then I'd take the chemicals out of the water, which was a lot harder. You had to yell real loud to get the chemicals attention and then ask it politely to get back into the bucket.
Before that I worked for the national parks system testing to see if the water quality was good enough for swimming. I know where the nice lakes are. I also know where you'll catch worms, what beaches are mostly human poop, and how to speak otter.
I'm afraid of grizzly, black, and polar bears, snapping turtles, women that are smiling, and Americans.
I quit smoking marijuana, and now I have these really weird dreams. Like, I dreamed that Brian of Tarth was in StarWars.... then I googled it, and it was TRUE! She was the chrometrooper! Then I had a dream that Scarlet Johanson asked me to get spinach out of her mouth with my tongue.... Still waiting on that one to happen.
I currently reside in @Blind Owl's basement, because loggers done went and stole my land!
I used to make water for fracturing oil wells, nice an' slick with lots of oil and chemicals water. We poured these big buckets in, and it would boil and roil, and.... and sometimes it exploded. Then I'd take the chemicals out of the water, which was a lot harder. You had to yell real loud to get the chemicals attention and then ask it politely to get back into the bucket.
Before that I worked for the national parks system testing to see if the water quality was good enough for swimming. I know where the nice lakes are. I also know where you'll catch worms, what beaches are mostly human poop, and how to speak otter.
I'm afraid of grizzly, black, and polar bears, snapping turtles, women that are smiling, and Americans.
I quit smoking marijuana, and now I have these really weird dreams. Like, I dreamed that Brian of Tarth was in StarWars.... then I googled it, and it was TRUE! She was the chrometrooper! Then I had a dream that Scarlet Johanson asked me to get spinach out of her mouth with my tongue.... Still waiting on that one to happen.