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Im in the military, my current position is to watch over the barracks of new recruits. Mostly handle new check-ins and paperwork associated with them. They come to me with complaints or issues, and I try to handle them to the best of my abilities. The plus side to working these hours, is that I get off work Friday morning.
 

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Have fun and be careful hitting terminal velocity in a Zafira, it may not be able to actually stop from that speed!!! :eek:
The brakes are fine, I got blamed for "using" the previous brake discs :D
I saw a few cars, me driving 140 kmh, the other cars pased like I stood still o_O.
 

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Fun today. 8 hours drive, 15:00 check-in, 18:00-20:00 diner, lets leave at 7:00 Am, then we can check-in before diner.
Reality was: leave at 8:30, check-in at 19:00 so hurry, change clothes and have a fast diner.
We did 8 or 9 pits stops, including 3 times refueling. The best still was: dad!!! Stop the car, I feel sick, I must puke (after 3 drinks within 2 minutes)
 

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Im in the military, my current position is to watch over the barracks of new recruits. Mostly handle new check-ins and paperwork associated with them. They come to me with complaints or issues, and I try to handle them to the best of my abilities. The plus side to working these hours, is that I get off work Friday morning.
Okay, sounds like fun, pushing the newbies around :D

@Sam K Macer can you give my your cupcakes and a coffee with your best milk? ;):rolleyes::eek::p
Tomorrow morning, dear Gearen ;)

Fun today. 8 hours drive, 15:00 check-in, 18:00-20:00 diner, lets leave at 7:00 Am, then we can check-in before diner.
Reality was: leave at 8:30, check-in at 19:00 so hurry, change clothes and have a fast diner.
We did 8 or 9 pits stops, including 3 times refueling. The best still was: dad!!! Stop the car, I feel sick, I must puke (after 3 drinks within 2 minutes)
Jeez, hopefully you aren't sick and this only happend because of drinking to much and hasty...!?
 

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Jeez, hopefully you aren't sick and this only happend because of drinking to much and hasty...!?
Yeah, my stomach has problems with drinking non alcoholic drinks so hasty.

Today I drank: one coffee ( a double espresso and one lungo in one cup) for breakfast and half of a small bottle cola. At diner I found the self service beer tap and drank a few half litres.
 

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HA! True TESTie! :D

Get better soon, for you can enjoy your vacation :)
Are you kidding me? It was my yongest who felt that he had to puke. It actually was a big burps.

If I was sick from non alcoholic drinks then I also found the cure at diner:
I found the self service beer tap and drank a few half litres.
 

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Im in the military, my current position is to watch over the barracks of new recruits. Mostly handle new check-ins and paperwork associated with them. They come to me with complaints or issues, and I try to handle them to the best of my abilities. The plus side to working these hours, is that I get off work Friday morning.
Barrack warden. Fun fun. Haha. Fresh faced recruits looking for life advice.
"How do I do laundry?"
"How do I shave?"
"Where's my mommy?"
Haha
 

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Barrack warden. Fun fun. Haha. Fresh faced recruits looking for life advice.
"How do I do laundry?"
"How do I shave?"
"Where's my mommy?"
Haha
You laugh, but we do get some stupid fuckin questions sometimes. "AT1 (thats me), can I get my nipples pierced? AT1, can my gf stay in my room with me?" blah blah blah....
 

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You laugh, but we do get some stupid fuckin questions sometimes. "AT1 (thats me), can I get my nipples pierced? AT1, can my gf stay in my room with me?" blah blah blah....
That's when you start making up forms that need to be filled out...
"Nipple piercing authorization? I'll need to send this to battalion for approval."
 

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You laugh, but we do get some stupid fuckin questions sometimes. "AT1 (thats me), can I get my nipples pierced? AT1, can my gf stay in my room with me?" blah blah blah....
Haha, I'm laughing because I've seen it. I joined the army at 30. I went through basic and my trade training with a bunch of 18-19 year olds who were still on the tit, had never left home, and we're used to mommy tucking them in at night.

The questions and things they did...
Hilarious. I face palmed constantly. Still do. Ha
That's when you start making up forms that need to be filled out...
"Nipple piercing authorization? I'll need to send this to battalion for approval."
I've seen some of these. You know a Sgt is bored when. Haha. Hurt feelings reports, application for a girlfriend, etc etc
 
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Haha, I'm laughing because I've seen it. I joined the army at 30. I went through basic and my trade training with a bunch of 18-19 year olds who were still on the tit, had never left home, and we're used to mommy giving them in at night.

The questions and things they did...
Hilarious. I face palmed constantly. Still do. Ha

I've seen some of these. You know a Sgt is bored when. Haha. Hurt feelings reports, application for a girlfriend, etc etc
I used to drive the motor pool nuts sending them troops to borrow tools I made up.
 
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