I would like to hear some more about boarding in the game. Lots of guns and confined spaces does not seem to fun to me.
Piracy [In-Game Occupation] Let's raise the Black Flag! (TEST Piracy)
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CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
It's really fun. Just pretend you like surfing but you're not good at it
Petition RSI to put it in the game. They have the time and money.
"FRAG OUT."
"Not in the breach! Billy, no!"
*boom*
"Billy, you just killed everyone and destroyed half the cargo!"
"FRAG OUT."
"BILLY, NOT AGAIN!"
*boom*
Warning, critical damage sustained. Multiple hull breaches detected. Core overload imminent.
"Jesus Christ, Billy! The ship's gonna blow!"
"FRAG OUT."
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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds rad if you don't know what either of those entail.
I think it has to do with riding a waterboard out in the waves or down a river. I could be wrong, I am from Canada, and all our water is always frozen.
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Sup TESTies.
I'm seeing a distinct lack of (open) love for pirates, especially all these Bounty Hunters and Escort pilots getting organized.
So, let's raise that Black Flag boys, and get a roll call.
I, AntiSqueaker, do declare myself a corsair, a freebooter, a buccaneer, a scallywag, raider, marauder, and pirate. Who's with me?
Also, I've been brainstorming some names for a pirate "blanket" group name, since we will probably have a chunk of smaller squadrons covering different regions of space, rather than a more cohesive unit (although I could be very wrong about that).
I'm particularly fond of "TEST PALS": Private Asset Liberation Squadron.
So, fellow pirates, (and those interested in the idea!), let's chat about what you want to loot, how you want to do it, and why you think piracy sounds awesome!
Also welcome are Assassins (aka Bounty Hunters minus Morality and Legality), Smugglers, and other riff-raff.
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Just to say that this is an entirely optional "group", although I think it's more of just us pirates talking. You can be a full fledged member of any TEST pirate squadron and leave to join other squads (pirates or no) at your leisure. Additionally, I am not in charge of TEST piracy in any way, shape or manner. This thread is to collect and gauge interest and ideas for TEST members interested in piracy.
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We heard the enemy was approaching over the comm
We flew out to face them,following the One.
The Idris was too strong for the auroras that night
As many a Test Pirate died on that flight
Now I open my eyes and what do I see
A rainbow of lasers aiming at me
They say don't be afraid and follow the One
As the Auroras pull the Idris into the sun
[Chorus]
A Test Pirate's soul can show no fear
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With our brothers, we gonna raise our beer
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Our Test Squadron Auroras forever flame on
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Welcoming our brothers at the break of dawn
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Life is so fucked
Oh, son of Test
You'll find your peace
At the end of the journey
Life is so fucked
Oh, son of Test
You'll find your peace
At the end of the journey
Hey! All greet us as we open the comm
Familiar voices-"Brothers, it's been too long"
The beer is flowing, the bar snacks are served
In the morning the battle reigns like Hell's been reserved
The sun blackened as a thousand Auroras appear
And, the Master at Arms shouts "Have another beer"
For us, it feels too good to be true
As our LTI Auroras
Have returned good as new
[Chorus]G-Loc Tavern
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Another good one for Test Pirates
Soven Taliesyn
Space Marshal
wtf is this shit?
I'll throw all of these kids into a stasis cell, ship them off to Spider, and take their cool bandanas and their parrot.
Marcel Busse
Space Marshal
well i couldnt read the whole thread, normally pirates dont own precious ships, cause its difficult to get good repair material in outlaw corners and so on.
i have 2 pirate like ships , the buccaneer and the blade. i would love to do some piracy with it, but i dont want an alt account. that is omitted by cig, i just want to deal with my crime state if im doing something wrong.
yet, there has been a sensor range array implemented in sc, so if its offline, no one notices whats going on there, so this could be a good way to do piracy, and not let the coorp have any faults for it.
so after all i can bring many ships into it, but want to have only 1 account, and want to do also legal stuff. this is all possible in sc.
i have 2 pirate like ships , the buccaneer and the blade. i would love to do some piracy with it, but i dont want an alt account. that is omitted by cig, i just want to deal with my crime state if im doing something wrong.
yet, there has been a sensor range array implemented in sc, so if its offline, no one notices whats going on there, so this could be a good way to do piracy, and not let the coorp have any faults for it.
so after all i can bring many ships into it, but want to have only 1 account, and want to do also legal stuff. this is all possible in sc.
GrammarGestapo
Pro Chat Necromancer
alt's aren't omitted. AFAIK, the TOS has two specific conditions where alts are banned: 1, if you use an alt to get around a ban on one of your other characters. Or 2, if you use an alt to get around a ban on the forums. Otherwise, we're free and clear.
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