My Resignation From Aerospace Alliance

Blind Owl

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we don't allow military tanks on our public roads here in the Lower 48
Hahaha, nor here in Canada. That being said, a drunk endangered Owl operating a tank may be worth breaking a few laws. For science.

And to crush those idiots drinking and driving and disturbing an endangered owl.
 
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Gabgrave

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I hate tanks. One drifted off road trying to speed around a corner in the middle of the night and smashed into the tree I was resting at. Would have gotten me if I hadn't combat rolled behind the tree at the last moment. Must have been one drunk Owl operating it.
 

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Hahaha, nor here in Canada. That being said, a drunk endangered Owl operating a tank may be worth breaking a few laws. For science...
I had a buddy who got a DUI driving a D-9 Caterpillar down Route 66 in Flagstaff

he was making a beer run
 

Blind Owl

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Must have been one drunk Owl operating it
I mistook the tree for a drive through liquor store. I was excited. Sorry.
I had a buddy who got a DUI driving a D-9 Caterpillar down Route 66 in Flagstaff

he was making a beer run
Classic 'Murica. I love it. Haha. That's a big fucking Cat to be rolling down a highway, haha.
 
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Gabgrave

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I mistook the tree for a drive through liquor store. I was excited. Sorry.
Lol, that actually makes sense. The best part was, I learnt two things after that. One, tanks have a really comfy airconditioned compartment inside. Two, they usually do have a cooler full of beer and drinks. Must have been trying to resupply :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::beers:
 

Blind Owl

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Lol, that actually makes sense. The best part was, I learnt two things after that. One, tanks have a really comfy airconditioned compartment inside. Two, they usually do have a cooler full of beer and drinks. Must have been trying to resupply :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::beers:
Hahaha, all's well that ends well eh?
 
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