This is us every shipshape.

[Printimus]

Fit your carrack for combat and name it the Phallus of Malice.

i will never own such a false ship

 

[Blind Owl]

i will never own such a false ship

You can ride my Phallus of Malice.

 

[Printimus]

You can ride my Phallus of Malice.

only if i get to be the first mate

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

only if i get to be the first mate

Don't like sloppy seconds, eh?

EDIT - Apologies for that comment. Its a Jay and Silent Bob reference.

 

[Printimus]

Don't like sloppy seconds, eh?

EDIT - Apologies for that comment. Its a Jay and Silent Bob reference.

You WOULD want to take firstsies from me, wouldnt you....

 

[Ammorn]

You WOULD want to take firstsies from me, wouldnt you....

Looks like the seamen left your poop deck all dirty and it needs a swabbing.

 

[hardroc77]

I could get into that owl night long

Wait, isn't Owl your..... Oh this is getting too weird, even for me.

only if i get to be the first mate

You want to mate first with the Phallus of Malice? Then what?

 

[SullyQuindarius]

This thread is going places, guys. This is progress. This is the future.

 

[Printimus]

Looks like the seamen left your poop deck all dirty and it needs a swabbing.

i dont know what we are talking about anymore....

 

[Printimus]

Wait, isn't Owl your..... Oh this is getting too weird, even for me.

You want to mate first with the Phallus of Malice? Then what?

then we rule the galaxy

 

[Ammorn]

i dont know what we are talking about anymore....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poop_deck

The poop deck is the roof of the top most aft cabin.

 

[Printimus]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poop_deck

The poop deck is the roof of the top most aft cabin.

is that where the poopin' occurs?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

is that where the poopin' occurs?

It's where the deckin' occurs.

(UK slang for beating, as in to "deck someone")

 

[Printimus]

It's where the deckin' occurs.

(UK slang for beating, as in to "deck someone")

thats weird, where does the poop happen then?

 

[Bambooza]

On the bow of the ship or head of the ship. The poop deck was used for other activities.

 

[SullyQuindarius]

On the bow of the ship or head of the ship. The poop deck was used for other activities.

"Other" activities...

*winks*

 

[Ammorn]

It's where the deckin' occurs.

(UK slang for beating, as in to "deck someone")

 

[Ammorn]

is that where the poopin' occurs?

 

[Printimus]

it IS misleading! glad im not the only one

 

[Blind Owl]

only if i get to be the first mate

Always!

Don't like sloppy seconds, eh?

EDIT - Apologies for that comment. Its a Jay and Silent Bob reference.

Heheheh. I get jokes