Post in here if you are definitely not a spy!

[Montoya]

Word is we are infiltrated.

Somehow, a person, or group of people have made it past our extensive security checks and are posting as actual TEST members.

This thread serves to confirm who is really an real member!

 

[VFV]

Word is we are infiltrated.

Somehow, a person, or group of people have made it past our extensive security checks and are posting as actual TEST members.

This thread serves to confirm who is really an real member!

Not a spy! Just trying to get epic gainz like you Montoya! And fly ships drunkly into stars and space stations

 

[Xist]

I'm absolutely a spai.

 

[Rubinhoot]

moo

 

[Shiwaz]

Not it!

 

[Semperviren]

 

[Injustice]

I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Spy? Why?

Other than the wonderful ambiance, what does TEST have?

*Kicks the Test Weapons Research Lab TP-20,000 into the wardrobe*

Nothing to see here. Move along.

 

[Grimbli]

 

[sovapid]

 

[smeggy]

Me, a spy? ......nope, I don't think so.

 

[Inscriptions ☣]

Wonder what a spy would do ..

 

[Agent_Mothman]

No spy here.

 

[Vavrik]

Not a spy either, but how come all the other guys get all the good jobs?

@NaffNaffBobFace, kick the power into the closet too. It's sticking out.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Not a spy either, but how come all the other guys get all the good jobs?

@NaffNaffBobFace, kick the power into the closet too. It's sticking out.

*Uses heel to push cable in and close the door, awkwardly*

What...?

I'm standing very close to this wardrobe?

Er, yeah...

Thats because... Thats because I'm very fond of it. We... backpacked round Europe together, didn't we Wardy?

*Thumps wardrobe with heel* There, see, it agrees.

What? Yes, Wardy. Thats it's name. You have a name, I have a name, this wardrobes name is Wardy. It has a BTEC National Diploma in Geography.

What do you mean "He"? Wardy is a non-gender specific entity thank you very much, it prides itself on not having a gender because it's a wardrobe, it's not capable of sexual reproduction and doesn't see why it should pander to so called "social norms". Wardy thanks you to not project your Gender Stereotypes all over them like some kind of strange orgy-party.

I'm just going now.

*Drags Wardy away.* Dammit Wardy you could at least try to move, this is Belgium all over again!

 

[Vavrik]

*Drags Wardy away.* Dammit Wardy you could at least try to move, this is Belgium all over again!

SMH. You may have been born a generation too late, I read about half way through this, then had a vision of the Monty Python gang doing this skit. But, just one correction. Most modern furnishings can reproduce just fine. If you take apart a Sauder wardrobe, then put it back together again, you'll see what I mean. You'll discover that you have enough wood, nails, and screws left over to make another one.

 

[SoloFlyer]

definitely maybe

 

[Sraika]

I, too, am not a spy. I think. But then, how would i really know? What if i'm a spy and i'm completely unaware?
...
Guys i think i'm the spy.

 

[SpudNyk]

They’re after our beer reserves, wait that’s normal test members! How do we tell them apart

 

[Beerjerker]

If you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to worry about.

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