Not a spy either, but how come all the other guys get all the good jobs?
@NaffNaffBobFace, kick the power into the closet too. It's sticking out.
*Uses heel to push cable in and close the door, awkwardly*
What...?
I'm standing very close to this wardrobe?
Er, yeah...
Thats because... Thats because I'm very fond of it. We... backpacked round Europe together, didn't we Wardy?
*Thumps wardrobe with heel* There, see, it agrees.
What? Yes, Wardy. Thats it's name. You have a name, I have a name, this wardrobes name is Wardy. It has a BTEC National Diploma in Geography.
What do you mean "He"? Wardy is a non-gender specific entity thank you very much, it prides itself on not having a gender because it's a wardrobe, it's not capable of sexual reproduction and doesn't see why it should pander to so called "social norms". Wardy thanks you to not project your Gender Stereotypes all over them like some kind of strange orgy-party.
I'm just going now.
*Drags Wardy away.* Dammit Wardy you could at least
try to move, this is Belgium all over again!