I could answer this question for you in a great amount of detail, however I'm still fairly new here and I'm not sure what the bar is exactly when it comes to... crude humor.
I just pop an Iraqi squat over the toilet, align my anus, and drop my shit. Then I wipe myself clean and carry on.
If we were in Japan the toilet would have a bidet. If we were in continental Europe there would be a separate bidet. Everywhere else we’re savages.
Wait, that second thing that looks like a toilet but squirts water up isnt a water fountain for drinking from?
Oh it totally is, it just has a French name.
Wait... there are toilets on this planet that actually wash you? What about the 3 sea shells? How do those work?
Please tell me somebody got the movie reference...
Please tell me somebody got the movie reference...
There doesn't seem to be enough options in the survey question up there, and I feel like those with teenage boys might have some special options. Like for when the kid leaves the seat up. Or when they don't bother.
There's also a few other questions related to this topic.
Do you pee in the bathtub because it's easier and faster. My nephew did that when he was 12, couldn't figure out why the bathroom smelled like a truck stop.
Do you flush every time or let it accumulate?
When the toilet paper runs out, do you put a new roll in the dispenser or do you just leave it on the floor.
I do everything sitting down because laziness!!! I watch videos on my phone or tablet, fall asleep etc....
That reminds me of an old army joke about why you should flush twice while on base.
Home:
Wash with a mini-shower (not a bidet, but a shower connected to the wall near the toilet - something like this).
Hostile environment:
TP always folded - 2 or 3 squares, depending on how much of the roll is left. Wipe once while seated, then stand and wipe as many times as necessary.
Wash with a mini-shower (not a bidet, but a shower connected to the wall near the toilet - something like this).
Hostile environment:
TP always folded - 2 or 3 squares, depending on how much of the roll is left. Wipe once while seated, then stand and wipe as many times as necessary.
What do you think we are? Savages?
I can answer the last one with some passion lol
I always flick the empty cardboard-roll off the holder and let it fall cos due to the very small and almost fully tiled toilet room, it sounds exactly like a shotgun shell hitting the ground! ( at least to the 9 y.o. inside me it does)
And it's soo freaking cool!
I just have to do it every time
Than I just reload the new roll onto the holder.