Drunkard's Guide to Surface Homesteading

[Pr8Dator]

I'm actually considering getting a CS5 in game and placing my Gemini in a crater on Delamar so people can't get below me and jumping up in the dual S5 turret just to fuck with people coming to get the bounty.

I saw a vid of a guy who responded to a 10k cred rescue mission in deep space. The people parked a Mantis on the spot and they came at him with a Defender and some other ship. That's some hilarious shit! I want to do it!

i like to do that with a ballista hahaahahahaa

 

[Pr8Dator]

WOW! Most discussed guide in the forum!!!! WOOOOOT!

 

[Pr8Dator]

@Black Sunder linked to your mining guide from the section on mining on daymar

 

[marcsand2]

hahaha i tot people already knew me well from the discord hahaha

There are TESTies who are active on the forums and there are TESTies who are active on discord. Some are active on both, but not everybody.

 

[Grimbli]

i like to do that with a ballista hahaahahahaa

I chose the Gemini because I actually own it. That and it has large shields. I feel a Ballista would just die too fast.

 

[Blind Owl]

What's that? Is that the aroma of a fresh cold beer having just been opened or poured into the proper glass for that? (Das Boot) Sounds like it just got consumed the moment after it was set down on the bar top. Damn that @Blind Owl is a fast & crafty beer bird. It's quite impressive to be honest. His feathers made his swooping in completely silent & stealthy that even the guy holding the beer never realized that it was being consumed while he was paying for it.

Lol, is this why my beer fridge is constantly empty?

There are TESTies who are active on the forums and there are TESTies who are active on discord. Some are active on both, but not everybody.

What's a "discord"?

 

[marcsand2]

Lol, is this why my beer fridge is constantly empty?

Nope, 2 options:
1. You drink too fast
2. you refill too slow

 

[Grimbli]

Nope, 2 options:
1. You drink too fast
2. you refill too slow

I dont think it's a matter of either/or. I think they feed into each other.

 

[marcsand2]

I dont think it's a matter of either/or. I think they feed into each other.

Now I think about it... only option 2 is valid. If you drink too fast, but you don't refill too slow, then the fridge stays filled. You only will get drunken faster. However, if you drink slow but you refill even slower, then the fridge gets empty.

 

[Blind Owl]

Nope, 2 options:
1. You drink too fast
2. you refill too slow

Jesus, are you applying... Logic?!

I dont think it's a matter of either/or. I think they feed into each other.

Drinking thinking.

Now I think about it... only option 2 is valid. If you drink too fast, but you don't refill too slow, then the fridge stays filled. You only will get drunken faster. However, if you drink slow but you refill even slower, then the fridge gets empty.

Liquor logic.

Dammit. Now I have no excuse.

 

[marcsand2]

Jesus, are you applying... Logic?!

Logic keeps my fridge filled, it serves a higher purpose

 

[Blind Owl]

Logic keeps my fridge filled, it serves a higher purpose
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Well then, a tip of the hat to you, good sir. Seems I have much to learn.

 

[marcsand2]

Well then, a tip of the hat to you, good sir. Seems I have much to learn.

When do you shop up for some dogfighting. I will be the sitting duck.

Spoiler: sitting duck

 

[Blind Owl]

When do you shop up for some dogfighting. I will be the sitting duck.

Spoiler: sitting duck

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Hahahaha, yessir!!

 

[GarikDuvall]

6. Going too deep into a cave and you can't be bothered to walk out so you suicide teleport back to ship.
11. Your visiting org mate thinks its fun shooting you in the face with a mining laser.

I feel like #6 and #11 are the most valid deaths